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Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives. Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
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I've been doing my Skarsgard impersonation as much as possible
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Set charges at the cable attachment points.
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So... NOW lack of recusal matters?
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Friend, Lee, Fire! Friend, Lee, Fire!
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Hipshot Killer would love a shot at that KS date.
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Rest in piss.
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PLEASE let them start perp-walking pastors on camera
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"I don't accept responsibility", said those guys who lecture everyone else about personal responsibility
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Fuck's sake.
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Designing cars that run on baby seal fat?
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What the fuck Lawnmower Man ass bullshit is this
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I dunno, he looks pretty well marbled
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This is shocking because Sassoon is a Trump administration appointee! She’s a career SDNY lawyer with conservative bona fides whom Trump elevated to run the office.
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Dying @ ecru company
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Brigades of Flowered-Shirts roaming the streets
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Am I The Apex
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He wants so badly to go full Andrew Jackson
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Oh, I have no doubt they exist. I simply doubt that whoever shipped it is still in that role. I suppose I'm ignoring the possibility of incompetent higher-ups...
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This would never fly in the private sector. PIP-worthy shit, if the boss is feeling generous.
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Franco Prussian War-ass name
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Elon can't brick your Pinto for tweeting mean things about him
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(When it's not family, that is)
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Giving access to SSNs, other data on government employees to non-employees like Musk is a violation of 5 USC 552a, and carries with it a penalty of $1000 per person whose data was accessed. We are building a case. Govt employees who want to participate should contact me directly
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I am in a position to know that at least one branch of the service has so many Sanchezes that it makes troubleshooting certain systems tedious.