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chrisweedpiano.bsky.social
He/him, gay, I like puzzles, I play piano, I like musical theater
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Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened

Uhhhhhhhh

no reality stars on next season of the traitors but I do think Thorgy should be there with no additional explanation

Dougie The Hyper-Dimensional Cube Being Who Exists Outside of Space and Time And Is Also A Greaser On The Long And Lonely Road

Do you guys like this meme I made

how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost

playing some MaineQuest…

i wish i could use human english to show this man the cat tree section of chewy .com and tell him "i will buy you any of these you want"

Hi all. Sorry to have to ask again, but I need help with March rent, bills, and to finally get enough for Pooh's next vet visit. I'm asking/looking for $2000 ($1155 by the 1st for rent most pressing). Please help share or donate if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/2000-neede...

sending me to the gallows is your answer to everything.

www.supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=...

it just sends you notifications counting down at an increasing rate of speed

Parappa comics #comic

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

Have you been in an accident that wasn’t your fault?

laughing thinking about a first draft of Candyman where you had to say his name 15 times for him to appear. sooo much dead air. first cut editors digging their thumbs into their temples

he’s trying really really hard to have a Thought

cat is hella yellin for attention and I'm like 'no i don't think so.' I suspect she might come back with a gun

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

2050 down, 108 to go

:)

Oh to be a sleepy old man

Me after going nonverbal at the function

useful fact: JIS screwdrivers work in Philips screws just fine. Philips screwdrivers will destroy a JIS screw in short order. this leads to lots of stripped screws on old ham radios

Teenage boys throwing around $120 like it's nothing

they're gonna do Severance themed millennial romper rooms when the axe throwing thing finally dies. they're gonna be like "it's $40 to run around these hallways for 20 minutes, orange wristbands your time has expired"

I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

The wolves are at the door, Your contactless delivery of wolves has arrived!

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

My two beautiful boys Official Website and Game Manual

From Pee Wee’s Miss Yvonne to Charlie’s mom on It’s Always Sunny - and many, many more roles - Lynne Marie Stewart was a treasure. A huge loss.

if you ride Soarin Round the World and don’t pretend to kick the polar bear into the water, you’re missing out

stained glass of the casual quanchy #drawdogs

sonic has a new crossword game out?

From Sharon Stone's Wikipedia page

Commission for my bud SungWon Cho / @prozdishere.bsky.social

Is the town saying hello or goodbye to this production?

Time for her to lick the blanket for whatever reason