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lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye

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#SlavaUkraine🇺🇦

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BREAKING: Measles Reported in 11 States as Outbreak Grows.

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After firing federal workers at the CDC, some 180 of them have received emails begging them to come back to work. "Read this e-mail immediately" was the subject line according to the AP. So much government efficiency going on. What a joke.

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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

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🔥 Rep. Al Green is not new to standing up

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Spotted in Canada…

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Trump has betrayed Ukraine. Trump has betrayed our allies Trump has betrayed American values. Trump stands with Russia

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I guess selling your soul, will make you want to get drunk! “A driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m.," the U.S. Capitol Police said in a statement to NBC News. "We responded and arrested them for DUI.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

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All these mouth breathing MAGA folks screeching about the Oscars and that NoBoDY cArES wHaT CeLeBriTieS sAY elected a D-list reality tv “star” as the President of the United States. Sit all the way down.

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The latest news from Burlington, Vermont. 😄🇺🇦

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Officials at the FAA have directed staff to identify tens of millions of dollars to fund a Starlink deal for upgrading air traffic control communications. Staff has been instructed to find the funds while minimizing documentation and avoiding a paper trail.

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Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.

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JUST IN: Nancy Mace was escorted out of the Oscars for swiping an award. “I didn't steal anything," she said. "I earned that Best Crisis Performance award."

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Dear Humans, Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles. You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.

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How it should have went down.

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How will kids be able to text their parents goodbye during school shootings?

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How long until Trump starts selling these?!

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The House GOP Judicial committee sharing a link to the Epstein Files that is just a video of Rick Astly. They rickrolled people on both sides of the isle who are waiting for justice for kids who were sexually abused. Republicans. hate. children. Its why they don't care about them being shot.

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This guy taking issue with Zelenskyy's clothing will never cease to amaze me. Bro has zero credibility as he's dating Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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Welcome to America where the most devout evangelical Christians all ignore the teachings of Jesus Christ.

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Here I react to the shameful behavior of American leaders and media toward the Ukrainian president. No doubt there were more, but I saw five failures on our side: of hospitality, decency, democracy, strategy, and independence. Please watch and share. snyder.substack.com/p/five-failu...

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To every woman who feels overlooked or unheard—Women’s History Month is a reminder of your strength and worth. Together, we move forward in solidarity.

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Krasnov speaks for Putin......

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Brutal.

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Red states-pay attention, because you’ll get hit hardest! They’re gutting NOAA to privatize weather forecasting. Knowledge is power—forecasting is knowledge. Fossil fuel execs rake in billions while the planet chokes—folks keep guzzling gas & won’t notice the climate crisis while the world burns.

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These fuckers did that.

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my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do

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Listen up you absolute fucking legends of stupidity, you glorious, star-spangled dipshits, you majestically brain-dead champions of mediocrity, you beige wallpaper of humanity… measles outbreaks do not HAPPEN ALL THE TIME in our country. Stop acting like this shit is normal. It’s not.

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Fuck you, John Roberts. Fuck you. www.cnn.com/2025/02/26/p...

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This is what a deal with the devil looks like👇 @housegop.bsky.social JUST VOTED TO CUT Medicaid, SNAP benefits, school meals, & housing assistance all in exchange for giving corporations & billionaires a tax cut all at the expense of the middle class.

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Rep Warren Davidson has voted YES on the Medicaid slashing budget. He was previously a no. Now he gets to burn in hell with the rest of them. And this right after Trump promised he'd leave Medicaid alone. People will die. Children will die. Wait till magas find out their parents are fucked.

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Unions like @AFTUnion.bsky.social formed to fight for a better life for all workers – and part of that work is ensuring that every worker can retire with security and dignity. Thank you @RealBankReform for hosting this conversation. (1/2)

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U.S. Rep. August Pfluger benefits from fund drive promoting third Trump term www.rawstory.com/august-pflug...

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Damn right

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We are in a moment where we all have to decide who we are.

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In these very seconds, you and I get to decide whether our children and grandchildren and those following us will inherit something beautiful or grotesque. It's really that simple, that elemental, that close. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/its-time-t...

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In Iraq, if an 11 year old girl is raped & impregnated by her own father—she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That’s Alabama. And Mississippi.

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