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and now we wait

hey do you remember what i was asking you about yesterday? “oh, you mean last year?” *gun shot* [reloading sounds] *eleven more gun shots*

Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears. My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

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we did it joe

To all the pathetic reporters asking: I am not available for comment as I am currently submerged in an adrenochrome fountain.

he wasn’t exaggerating

ben collins is the hero we both deserve and need

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money. It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it. membership.theonion.com

You: Here's the thing about the Peanut Squirrel MAGA porn actor that everyone is missing- Me: I have a gun.

I love drafting official statements.

Total maniacs frolicking

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

I would rather fucking kill myself

may you find something in your life you love like cowboy loves the leaf blower

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult