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and now we wait

submitted 12 days ago • 84 comments

hey do you remember what i was asking you about yesterday? “oh, you mean last year?” *gun shot* [reloading sounds] *eleven more gun shots*

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears. My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ

submitted 91 days ago • 11 comments

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

submitted 99 days ago • 321 comments

proud to have been an early adopter of #blockyglesias 🫡

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

we did it joe

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

To all the pathetic reporters asking: I am not available for comment as I am currently submerged in an adrenochrome fountain.

submitted 122 days ago • 44 comments

he wasn’t exaggerating

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 283 days ago • 84 comments

ben collins is the hero we both deserve and need

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money. It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it. membership.theonion.com

submitted 122 days ago • 580 comments

You: Here's the thing about the Peanut Squirrel MAGA porn actor that everyone is missing- Me: I have a gun.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

I love drafting official statements.

submitted 137 days ago • 12 comments

Total maniacs frolicking

submitted 147 days ago • 7 comments

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

submitted 176 days ago • 102 comments

I would rather fucking kill myself

submitted 179 days ago • 78 comments

may you find something in your life you love like cowboy loves the leaf blower

submitted 186 days ago • 22 comments

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

submitted 535 days ago • 76 comments