You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
https://membership.theonion.com/
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
https://membership.theonion.com/
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I know these mergers can go good or bad
Best of luck with yours
P.S. Hope you use it to start counter-messaging the alternate reality those dopes have been living in. Half this country needs some serious deprogramming STAT!
What kinda staffing you need?
And yet somehow, I have a feeling the info on that site will only be MORE accurate than before...
The print edition was already tempting but I was managing to hold out.
But stuff like this? That's clearly a public good while also being hilarious? Yeah that's a good use of my money.
Looking forward to getting your shitposts delivered directly to me in dead tree form.
Holy fuck you were serious
There, done!
Convinced me!
(HMU if you need a graphic designer or production manager.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp-AGEpYFQg
It was the working credit card that gave it away, wasn't it?
Done.
PS I used to dig around in my mom’s office for paper copies of the onion and nothing will give me more more pleasure than digging around in my own grown up apartment for paper copies now!!
VERY excited to see what you do with all this
https://www.findfreelanceopportunities.com/
(I recognize that Weekly World News likely not intended satire, and people who believed it full on believed it, or my extended family was playing a very long game in getting me to think they believed it while I pointed out flaws)
"Extraterrestrials pretending to be raccoons ate my front door"
"Raccoon with three heads wearing a trench coat is in fact my garbage collector"
"My kids' babysitter is a raccoon and it was best decision ever - other than the rabies shots"
As a side note, the second I hit that subscription button, my testosterone doubled, women started finding me irresistible,and a lawyer called saying a distant uncle living in Rhodesia died leaving me billions of dollars.
Fuck some shit up with InfoWars. We're going to need the laughs in the upcoming hellscape.