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Here's how I know deep dish pizza is better than floppy flaccid thin crust. When you can't get deep dish, someday, you will say, man, I miss that pizza. But no one ever misses thin soggy flopadoodle thin crust. Never. CASE CLOSED.

submitted 6 days ago • 147 comments

Some days I yearn for this kind of comfort. 😔

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, nah, I'm driving everywhere I want to go for the next eighty years. Damn that.

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So, I actually visited L.A. last year, and one of the many pleasant things I found about it was how much better the traffic was there than where I live on the East Coast. Not once did I hit any major traffic. Meanwhile, back home, the Beltway pretty much shuts down from 2pm-9pm daily.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

...You know, I think I see the problem here.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I have questions. Number one - HOW IN THE THUNDERFUCK DID THE SON GET AHOLD OF THE DEPUTY'S GUN?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

...Sure you did, Jon. Congratulations on your entry into the Hall of Stupid Shit You Wish You Could Take Back, though. Your complimentary "FUCK YOU" is at the front desk.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

😆

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NASCAR at Bristol is boring as fuck, and in the IndyCar Long Beach Grand Prix, fucking Sting Ray Robb is leading. 2025...what the fuck are you doing?

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But when Harrison Ford and Channing Tatum did it, it was just peachy, right?

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This puppy decided he wanted breakfast in bed. And also bed in breakfast. 12/10

submitted 29 days ago • 137 comments

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

submitted 29 days ago • 251 comments

instead of watching a minecraft movie you can watch my cat linus brave the nether instead

submitted 32 days ago • 73 comments

Excellent thread below.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Those blinds shouldn't have been talking shit. 😆

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

By the way, I think Wisconsin shows that "vote harder" actually does work.

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

I see the folks who wanted Kamala to say something are already talking crap about her speech tonight. The only reason that y’all wanted her to speak was so you could tear it apart and mischaracterize what she said. You people are ridiculous and are a big part of what’s wrong with this country.

submitted 32 days ago • 51 comments

This is Ellie. She saw her humans out kayaking and decided to rescue them. Only slightly overreacted. Still 14/10

submitted 34 days ago • 268 comments

This is Muamba and Ollie. Ollie just got here and is currently being inspected. He's not sure what for, but really hopes he passes. 13/10 for both

submitted 35 days ago • 304 comments

...You know what's amusing about hardcore leftists bending over backwards to accomodate this man while screaming for everyone else over the age of 25 to GTFO of office? Moments just like this.

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Perhaps the Gamers are alright

submitted 47 days ago • 446 comments

...Of course Larson wins.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

...I feel like someone on this team was supposed to take one look at this and loudly proclaim "NO" at any point in the process before this got out into the public, and that person failed miserably at their job.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series is just ARCA for people who think they're too upscale to be in ARCA, isn't it?

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White ppl (especially alleged allies) have shown their whole ass over Black folks not performing for their comfort. Meanwhile had they spent this much energy talking to their fellow white people we wouldn't be here.

submitted 46 days ago • 64 comments

In 5 years, your favorite influencer who told you not to vote for Kamala will be living abroad, while constantly going live to justify their move to the internet as opposed to their willingness to stay and fight.

submitted 61 days ago • 75 comments

This is Poppy. Her pink silk sleeping mask fell off right before bedtime. Fortunately she only threw a very reasonably sized tantrum about the ordeal. 13/10

submitted 62 days ago • 248 comments

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a state-of-the-art home security system. Not sure how you got those confused. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

submitted 62 days ago • 60 comments

Mr. Lucas is giving off strong vibes of being on the receiving end of this.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

...Everybody's got an angle. We as a people have got to stop falling for the performative shit.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Pedro Pascal responding to transphobia on social media: “I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” (via @charliejane.bsky.social) [capitalfm.com]

submitted 69 days ago • 105 comments

Maybe I'm just biased towards Daisy Ridley and action movies, but I think Daisy Ridley should do more action movies.

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This is Brooks. He found a giant stick on his walk and stubbornly carried it all the way home. 14/10

submitted 69 days ago • 217 comments

This is what happens when you have no one to moderate your narcotic intake.

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This is Olive. She was just told she's a good dog. See if you can figure out which photo was taken before and which was taken after. 13/10

submitted 71 days ago • 89 comments

one of my favorite parts of the SAG Awards

submitted 71 days ago • 33 comments

Also because of the way the US is structured, only federal employee strikes would impact the federal government and they're currently suing to stop what's happening. A lot of the general strike discourse skirts the violence issue too. Cops have no problem using their unions as shields for murder

submitted 76 days ago • 7 comments

I keep seeing "Why aren't the Americans striking" and "Because our healthcare is tied to our jobs" and it never gets less true or less depressing

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This is Zuko. He has decided he's done with winter. If anyone can expedite the arrival of summer, he'd really appreciate it. 12/10

submitted 75 days ago • 265 comments

This is Zero. She's the world's first herding dog with a work-from-home gig. 14/10

submitted 76 days ago • 150 comments