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corepatt.bsky.social
I'm alive. Time to make it everyone's problem.
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How old I'll be when the world finally gets its shit together 😘🥰🪱

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If I ever had to attend rehab, I would sit backward on my chair at every meeting

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I miss sexting 😂

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Every Movie in 1999:

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Don't Fret. 🥹

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A cup of tea and a handjob could fix me.

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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

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me when i’m caught in the middle:

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I'll say it again.

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Blackout of Amazon and other big corporations today. Check out Goods Unite Us going forward before you buy! www.goodsuniteus.com

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bluesky today:

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Move the flowers for me?? 📸 @jxcollab.bsky.social

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I have airport disease. My doctor says it's terminal. I'll stop now.

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I really hate having these waves of horny/not horny

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manifesting sitting on someones face while i’m at work… buenos diassss!

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NEW YORK (AP) — Roberta Flack, Grammy-winning singer known for 'Killing Me Softly With His Song' and other intimate hits, dies at 88.

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Maybe not the 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒕 timeline?

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Kinda craving for some huge brazilian cock in me rn 🌚

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Works as advertised

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This is actually insane and I need to be helping them in a room in which there are no others. Or Y’all can all watch… idgaf

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I like that look you give me, while I’m on my knees milking that dick

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I kind of wish emails cost some people money.

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PSA: I do not have rhyme. When you ask me to dance and I say I’m not good. I am not lying. I am not being modest. What follows you brought upon yourself. Will still dance like no one is watching though. 🙃

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You’ve been murdered who do you want on the case

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can’t tell if this fortune cookie is trying to sell me comfort or just gave up

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Don't change who you are to be somebody you're not, hoping you'll be included. Some people will refuse to accept you as you are, no matter what you do.. fuck em'. Don't please people. No company is better than shitty company. Your gut knows this deep down!! My experiences... 💌

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Woke up again needing my 🍑 tore up

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If I had a Valentines Day wish, it would be to worship someone’s hot thighs and get wrapped up in them

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Trying to casually sext someone on Valentine’s Day feels like a loaded endeavor

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Duolingo announces that Duo, the app mascot, is dead.

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Typing real loud so everyone knows I’m working.

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If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

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When he calls me a good boy:

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no no we don't say "empty carbs" anymore. the preferred term is "emotional support carbs"

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