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Singing at the funeral for all you boring pessimists. Pencil enthusiast.
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This, but Lou Reed.

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started Ludwig

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there are dozens of us

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The dullest problem is a pencil sharpener that no longer makes a point.

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A day that includes unexpected and very fresh stroopwafel, a good sign for me, at least.

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I'm ready to say it: all Republicans

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🆒

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leisure time over, back to being so monumentally embarrassed for how far we've all come.

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It's when Ahti tells you that his old enemy, Clog, is blocking the pipes that I fall back in love with Control, every time.

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Strange month!

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Nothing saves money like killing people.

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I don't have an Instagram account anymore, but I still have my beloved CD Warehouse.

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wait the governor of illinois is a force ghost

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maybe the book's really good

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Once cucked, twice smitten

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The Chuck Schumer Strategy™️

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Short story at the heat death of the universe, only characters are the last functional Voyager-equivalents from the few civilizations that got that far. Mostly beeps and boops, but, y'know, profound for them's got ears (no one, all dead)

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Gladder than ever to be done with Meta.

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Lol you mean the rest of the world won't immediately pivot to bitcoin

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Country's over.

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Both the elected and acting presidents are Nazis: is Hitler owed an apology?

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If 40 was my last chance to demand a party where we all do 69 Love Songs karaoke, well, I'm depressed forever.

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This shouldn't feel like the extraordinary relief it does.

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I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.

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My favorite genres: 1) high waisted, slim fit 2) low waist, boot cut 3) black, skinny 4) selvedge 5) cut off jorts

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Wait the crazy religion they made up for Conclave is actually real???

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Bradley Cooper, too handsome to be a character actor, too weird to be a leading man. What a curse.

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I have an essay in this week’s @bloomberg.com Weekend Edition about ticket stubs and memory and how the ways we catalog our own pasts have been changed by the internet. I’m really proud of it and I hope you’ll read it. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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There's a pettiness to the specificity of 'New *South* Wales' that I feel is woefully unexplored in our naming-of-things, not just places. More frozen bananas that won't make me sick and kill me, please.

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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

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It's good to rediscover that you're overwhelming.

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if only more people would write poems it would be more acceptable to ask a stranger hey how do you write a poem

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Huh. An Evangelion shirt with the phrase 'Good News' is uhh haunting

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Something that sucks about being an engaged observer of reactionary politics is you can easily clock when comedians have fascists sympathies but it’s illegible to normies or even your lib friends until they pop off like this. This applies to so many rising comics the last few years.

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'it always works out for me!' is truly the child's discovery of fascism.

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get yourself a new old theme song: a recommendation youtu.be/obEI87N2uRM?...

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It is really hard to watch people willfully tear down an infrastructure that allowed us to double lifespans, drastically reduce poverty, and become one of the richest countries in the world.

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Let's get fuuuuuuuuuuuucked

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