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PhD in lesbian dance theory. Former Detective of the Gazpacho Police - solved the Wonton Killings. Currently selling a line of custom peach tree dishes.
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Oh.

Vulcans are often puzzled by metaphors. But not in this case.

Thank you to whoever made this

Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees that if you fail to remember the past, you are doomed to repeat the Great Depression. And then you cannot blame it on President Biden, you loopy orange dipshit.

Any farmers out there that can speak to whether they can get info for planting season ? Or loans to help them get through this ? Are federal offices open to even process loan requests ?

He was alone, scared and in agony being eaten alive by fleas. He had nothing. Now Shaggy has the 1 thing he never had... Hope 🥰🙏

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

Oh yeah, sure, you just cut off the access and—BOOM!—everything’s fine now, right? Like they weren’t rummaging through your stuff for weeks! Your data’s out there, buddy. And the FBI punishes all these anti-oligarchy hacktivists, but Elon and his DOGE crew? Nah, they just skate. Lock ‘em up already!

A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act. As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.

Says the guy who spent millions to elect a judge that will soon be the deciding vote on a case involving Tesla’s ability to sell cars in the state.

When leaders rise, we rise with them. Thank you, Senator Booker, for your courage and clarity and for standing up to protect our democracy. This is how we defend democracy - together. We've got your back. Let's get in GOOD TROUBLE! @booker.senate.gov The Reformers

It's time to take action!

DOGE is actually INCREASING the deficit. It has cut only a small fraction of what it’s claimed to cut. And it’s cutting the IRS and CFPB — both of which GAIN revenue for the government. So DOGE is a money loser — except for Elon Musk, who profits off fat government contracts.

#Resistance ✌️ #TeslaTakeDown

Gosh. If only there were an historical analogue we could study to learn about the horrors of rounding people up without due process and sending them to torture camps in other countries.

#TeslaTakedown Seattle in SODO.

BREAKING: Donald Trump says he is “absolutely” serious about annexing Greenland: “We’ll get Greenland. Yeah, 100%,” Trump told NBC News. He added that while there’s a “good possibility that we could do it without military force,” he doesn’t "take anything off the table.”

How dare this administration think that they can decide what is proper and improper for the American people! Focus on anything and everything that offends him but nothing on the job he was elected to do. Our economy is sinking like a lead balloon, but hey, let's not ruffle his feathers.

Tampa Tesla Protest

#GVerse Repost if you agree! 👇

Secretary Hegseth must resign. He lied. Now, we have new reporting about Hegseth’s wife. If the White House doesn't provide more facts, then this raises all sorts of red flags.

Minnesota state Sen. Justin Eichorn (R) has resigned amid federal charges for allegedly trying to solicit a minor. Just recently, he was making headlines for his bill to declare “Trump Derangement Syndrome” a recognized mental illness. 🤣

Wisconsin Attorney General Josh Kaul has initiated legal action against Elon Musk for buying votes which violates Wisconsin’s election laws.

Someone tell DOGE! Brutal photo by huff post i love it

The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.

People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter. People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government. And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!

When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public

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RIP to the U.S. Institute of Peace — nearly all staff members have been fired.

Who else remembers Pete Hesgeth’s own mother warning everyone in America about him being a serial woman abuser, an immoral monster and an incompetent drunkard? I do. ✋

Here’s some good news that got lost amid the chaos unleashed by the MAGA regime and fascist republicans: After negotiating with their workers’ union, Costco decided to raise the hourly wage for their U.S. workers to over $30. Costco gets it. More companies should follow.

Let’s get on the same page..

AUSTRALIA RESPONDS TO US TARIFFS As Warran Buffett said: Tariffs is an act of war.

He's one to speak on anything involving 'entitlement'...

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Gutting the Department of Education will impact everything from internet access to school buses. Let’s not make it harder to learn.

The orange convicted felon is demanding that his critics be silent which means we should be even louder.

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

Alina Habba on veterans who have been fired from government jobs: "Perhaps they're not fit to have a job at this moment."