dapperworth.bsky.social
- he/him
- mediocre handyman
- service designer
- existential dread enthusiast.
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Phony Stark and the DOGEbags sounds like the worst band
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He's always such a fucking asshole.
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If it wasn't so infuriating, it'd be pretty funny that Biden dealt with #USPS head DeJoy being a disruptive obstructionist asshole for 4 years - because he didn't have the power to remove him
Only for Trump to roll in and within his first 30 days, planning to just take over the whole postal service
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Read that before I saw the picture and was like "I too have fond memories of shooting guys in the balls in slow motion in Max Payne"
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He's such a fucking loser, it's genuinely hard to comprehend. I saw a picture of this and had assumed it was Photoshop.
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It's just melons, peaches and eggplants as far as the eye can see
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Frame it on the wall in your office
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Oh thank zombie jesus
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The crotch should be buffed shiny from all those hands
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Oh it's not the kids fault his dad is a spectacular piece of shit.
I legitimately feel back for him, and given who he's growing up around, it's more likely than not he'll turn out shitty.
Though a non zero number of his kids hate his guts - so there's still hope.
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✨ Propaganda ✨
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I'm sure they would if he was still alive
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Give that dipshit the the clamps
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I'm sure Lrrr would use his disintegration ray
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It is absolutely wild that it was that hard to get something so simple and then an unelected racoon with a ketamine addiction can just get in there and unilaterally decide to delete it.
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Makes me think of Mr Burns and his many viruses.
Heres hoping that they're so haphazard and careless that they interfere with each other 🤞😬
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Meanwhile the current strategy
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We're going to blame...
*checks notes and sees the pilots were two white guys*
those goddamn DEI hires!
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Wow Phil being a complete void of humanity, who would have thought.
Great timing to be listing to the Behind the Bastards @iwriteok.bsky.social episodes on Oprah.
Special thanks to her for boosting that fuckin guy (among others).
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Well there is an X in Axis. That's like the centre of the Venn diagram of weird letter nerds and fascists.
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S: This time Indy stops you whipping a child to death.
SG: Why are there children?!
S: Oh sorry, you're forcing children to work in a mine.
SG: ... *Starts crying*
S: Also we need you to be Indian, so we'll put you in brownface and a turban.
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I don't know, her "heil there" salute/wave attempted coverup was also up there
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Sounds like that'll make vegetables cheaper!*
*assuming you can get out to a cornfield in Ohio real quick.
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Tell me you have ADHD without telling me
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That's worse than censored, that's ommitted entirely using selective editing. NBC are enabling this shit.
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I love this. I needed the reminder that we're all just apes on a rock today.
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Again. And for fucks sake that's one of the first things he's doing?!
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Lol like he was ever going to be co-doing anything with Enron, the guy is incapable of listening to others.
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But if y'all are just talking to each other like regular human beings, how are they supposed to demonise the Chinese people and intrinsically link them to the CCP.