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Ummm… youtu.be/QhB748l7NG0?...

more like "I Saw the TV Blow" am I right what a big load of shitfuck

me when the waiter brings out the edamame

11/10, hot take, very true

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

words of wisdom (and more) from the Yakuza series

I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches

*Trump voice* after the evil, very bad Department of Education is blown up, we have a very good plan, I think it's a good one, very lovely, we're closing all the schools, DeVry University will be the only one, all those degrees are gonna cost five times more than before, they're my good friends

GOOD EVENING BLUESKY

on manic days I feel like the main character in a shōnen anime, giving big speeches about justice and fighting evil. any other day I feel like a background character in a gag manga, standing far away in the frame and the artist didn't finish drawing me

this is how I feel every day

how does it feel to live in a country whose government has fully adopted 10th century feudalism in the same year that Andor season 2 is being released

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I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence. This is a campaign of eradication. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

Please read and share. Musk is attempting to blame Ukraine for the X cyberattack, but word has already spread that it was a false flag. What is a false flag? A false flag operation is an act committed to disguise the actual source of responsibility and shift blame onto another party.

soak up this Canadian-made product while supplies last

I know the difference between right and wrong. I know that the trans community is being shat upon and shamed for horribly politically biased reasons. The small minority that is our trans community are harming ZERO people. They are brave citizens and should be left alone.

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

“The US military would disobey an unlawful order” don’t count on it.

oh fantastic /s

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Ten Democrats voted to censure their colleague Al Green. Here are their names: Ami Bera, Calif.; Ed Case, Hawaii; Jim Costa, Calif.; Laura Gillen, N.Y.; Jim Himes, Conn.; Chrissy Houlahan, Pa.; Marcy Kaptur, Ohio; Jared Moskowitz, Fla.; Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Wash.; and Tom Suozzi, N.Y.

then that's not a town hall meeting, that's a Zoom call

Slight edit: Nazi porn bar

Every Trump Cabinet Member if They Were One of Jabba the Hutt’s Goons hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

RIP Space Ghost (George Lowe) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVMP...

country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

fully agreed

looks like its lid up

*presents resume to hiring manager* "I believe I would be a great asset to your business. As you can see, I easily passed my Alcohol Expertise Vocational Exam in Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii"

me every time I go check Facebook after a few weeks

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