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The amount of people at LAS this morning fumbling around like they’ve never been to an airport before is ridiculous

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

“I had that dream again where everyone’s butt has eyebrows”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

submitted 11 days ago • 400 comments

PLUTO👏 IS👏 NOT👏 A👏PLANET👏 PLUTO👏 IS👏 A👏 DOG👏

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many coo

submitted 25 days ago • 27 comments

If Apple owned a large dance venue, do you think they would call it The Mac Arena???

submitted 26 days ago • 30 comments

After he tossed mine out during a move years ago, my husband gifted me a new pair of crocs™️ for Christmas. After opening them I jokingly said “what kind of jibbitz™️ should I get?” to which he replied “no”. He was not v happy when I suggested I would just 3D print them 😂

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The nightmare continues but we persist.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

By popular demand:

submitted 41 days ago • 17 comments

On January 24, 1984, Macintosh computers were introduced by Apple. Happy Birthday 🎂 Today, Mac is one of the few certified Unix machines you can buy easily. Do you use a Mac?

submitted 48 days ago • 87 comments

1460 days left, folks

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Is it just me or has the ‘adult content’ filter been way more loose recently? I’ve seen full nudity come across my feed ‘unhidden’ quite a bit.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I just know if a polar bear eats a ham and cheese hot pocket they will lose all taste for human blood. Hear me out

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

This function, titled “Learn From This App”, is in the settings of every app a user installs in their iPhone or iPad. #Technology #Apple #AI #ArtificalIntelligence Apple’s “Learn From This App” Setting medi-nerd.com/2025/01/14/a...

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

The soundtrack of my childhood

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

maybe ghosts aren’t booing us to scare us. maybe they’re just trying to express disapproval on how we are doing as humans.

submitted 56 days ago • 4 comments

You know what unironically slaps? Call center hold music Hasn’t changed since the 90’s and it stay be bringin’ that heat

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

medusa: *walks onto her flight* samuel l. jackson: not this shit again

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

When will the skibidi toilet movie be announced?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

#moodboard

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

🥹❤️

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

submitted 70 days ago • 953 comments

say it loud, say it proud

submitted 73 days ago • 26 comments

Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.

submitted 73 days ago • 323 comments

Getting married in 5 hours! This is surreal 💙

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

connecting my headphones to a wall outlet so i can listen to house music

submitted 77 days ago • 8 comments

I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me. When will we pass privacy regulations

submitted 77 days ago • 128 comments

Good morning Christmas morning

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Hondadays to all 🎊🎄

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Today is Christmas.

submitted 78 days ago • 30 comments

Happy Holidays! If you live in NGC 2264, the Christmas Tree Cluster, I guess it's always Christmas. 🔭 chandra.harvard.edu/photo/2023/n...

submitted 79 days ago • 13 comments

If im in bed or on my couch rubbing my feetsies together like a little bug then that’s my business

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Cunk on IT: Behold the graceful terminal, with it's unwieldy efficiency has remained a staple of the Linux community. But has it ever done anything of note for society? *I've been staring at the terminal doing .confs all day. You'll excuse me.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

variable names *are* code comments

submitted 80 days ago • 146 comments

All I want for Christmas is for Elon Musk to drive off a cliff in a cybertruck. Is that really too much to ask?

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Had a dream I got a tattoo.. what does it mean

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”

submitted 85 days ago • 391 comments

Politics aside, 2024 was a great year for me. Travelled a lot. Worked a ton of cool events. Had fun with family, friends, and met so many awesome people. So much more. And in less than 2 weeks I get to marry my best friend. I don’t know what the future holds but right now life is good.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t find pics of the first two I had - a basic LG flip model and a Samsung model that flipped across both axis. Then I used the Samsung Glyde and I thought I was the coolest kid around. And last was the Blackberry Storm (aka the worst touch screen to ever exist)

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

submitted 91 days ago • 52 comments

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

submitted 92 days ago • 153 comments

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I ate all 6 of the bananas I got last week. They should make a documentary about me

submitted 93 days ago • 114 comments

In Munchkinland, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League. These are their stories…

submitted 93 days ago • 21 comments

#moodboard

submitted 95 days ago • 10 comments

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

submitted 97 days ago • 626 comments