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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732. Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.

"Panamanian authorities say they believe that Zheng was aided by locals who had been 'prowling' outside the hotel in the capital city where the deportees had been held." 🫡

The Trump administration has issued a two-week ultimatum for schools and universities to end all DEI programs or risk losing federal funding. Educators are warning that the “autocratic” directive is part of a larger attempt to privatize education.

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

Happening now: protesters are outside the Fine Arts Building on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago this evening. People are in line to see House of Reps Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries for an event tonight promoting his recently released book. Crowd chanting at them, "we don't need a book tour!"

Transphobes need to watch more Cronenberg like, do you not see the beauty in manipulating the flesh to your will?

if luigi's mansion had went to philly instead of altoona

And there it is. Same holds for activists, writers, "free speech" orgs, arts institutions and everyone else who has been silent for 15 months.

As someone who has been on mood stabilisers, I would say that anyone who wants to take away mood stabilisers should know we are precisely ONE missed pill away from becoming a very very big problem for the same people who are taking those mood stabilisers away.

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

This is a concentration camp. They are describing a concentration camp.

father's last escape

Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

It's really awesome that every online newspaper and magazine requires a subscription to read. Really makes the research process that much more lovingly tedious

"A Jewish man in Miami Beach is facing charges of attempted murder following accusations that he opened fire on two men he believed were Palestinians but reportedly turned out to be Israeli visitors." what the fuck, man www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I love Jeff Sadecki. I hate that he's one of my favorite characters in Yellowjackets. Feels wrong that a man should be my favs in a woman centric show. But he's just so good

You believe that the Wilderness in Yellowjackets is either all natural or supernatural. I believe in whatever makes the show more interesting. We are not the same

Me living under flight paths for two airports

Saw a screening of a few of David Lynch’s short films. I miss seeing art made viscerally, cheaply, and for a small messy audience. It actually makes the world feel bigger and more interesting. Mass appeal shrinks it all down. Shit inspired me. Glad I saw it.

I think the reason people are frustrated with Democratic leaders is that they expect these elected representatives to act like a real disaster is happening, which it is. Four-day weekends and bratwurst junkets in Munich kind of undercut that

liberals will say you picked the wrong fight their entire fight is saying "orange drumpf is a cheeto"

“I said I would happily provide the masks - it didn’t matter. I was told my stringent requirements were ridiculous & THEY deserved to have a normal & happy visit. If I wouldn’t accommodate their idea of normal - they wouldn’t come” Don’t risk your baseline for anyone. Set & hold firm boundaries

when they keep casting jared leto in things

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learn about the Black Panther Party free breakfast program learn about the Zapatista uprising learn about Jane learn about the Kensington Welfare Rights Union learn about STAR learn about Act Up learn about the Battle of Blair Mountain learn about the Spanish Civil War we are not the first

Why the fuck am I getting a lecture on democracy from a South African?

concerning

Just saw someone do the equivalent of “enjoy the camps” then a post later cry about how mean people are, and I’ve been seeing this dynamic play out a lot so I think it might be worthwhile if everybody stops and asks themselves “are people being mean to me or are they matching my energy” 🤷🏻‍♀️

The Palestine-Global Mental Health Network calls on global leaders to protect Palestinian children by cutting off the military, political, financial, and diplomatic support that sustains Israel’s systematic human rights abuses. https://buff.ly/41dQrmP #Palestine #Israel

I think if you say “LGB” without the “T” you should probably blow your brains out

Yo the krassensteins are straight up terrible

Schumer gotta go. He has to. There is no alternative to this.

If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.