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It's not un-American to oppose foolish US policy. As a matter of fact, it's downright patriotic!

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ok, so basically I'm trying to make this post go viral.

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Set your phasers to fun! It’s time for #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J are boldly going where no podcast has gone before. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl #Comedy #Podcast #Spock

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Go to this!

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I’ll be making the funnies this Saturday 3/8 at 8pm at the Wrightwood BnB Speakeasy! You should go there. Tickets: www.tixr.com/groups/deesk...

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It’s Monday on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. No Monday blues here, just sweet, fluffy fun to start your week right! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

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The accuracy of the political cartoons recently is incredibly painful.

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People are making their voices heard… National Parks belong to us—not Trump and not billionaires. Thank you for standing up and defending our parkland!

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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

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Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

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Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.

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It’s Friday on #TheRalphReport, and @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J are here to dodge pigeon poop, and drop some laughs! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl #Comedy #Podcast

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It’s Thursday on #TheRalphReport, and @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J are seeing things from a new perspective. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl #Comedy #Entertainment #Podcast

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What happens in Vegas, apparently stays with @eddiepence.bsky.social, because he’s finally back on #TheRalphReport! Join @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J as they catch up on Eddie’s Sin City shenanigans! #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

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Not sure what I’m more proud of… my so son’s photoshop skills or his political commentary. By the way if you’re offended and feel the need to express your outrage at this then just know you’re a BRO-flake. Photoshopped by @coltonfpence

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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

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I'm feeling nostalgic for competence.

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It’s Friday, & @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J are here to be your podcast lovas, serving up comedy sweeter than a box of chocolates (& way less fattening) on #TheRalphReport #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

submitted 18 days ago • 605 comments

Ok, I’m calling it. This 4-year-old toddler telling this 78-year-old toddler to shut up and go away is the funniest thing that will happen all year.

submitted 19 days ago • 267 comments

It’s Thursday, and #TheRalphReport is better, stronger, faster than ever! @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J are bringing you a bionic dose of laughs, news, & nonsense. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

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To all who commemorate legacy media's decline, happy one month anniversary of the Washington Post telling us that Pam Bondi should be confirmed as Attorney General. Don't get fooled again. Support independent, pro-democracy media. www.democracydocket.com

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We’re done here. Right?

submitted 20 days ago • 3513 comments

This says it all

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We live in the dumbest possible timeline. I envy our multiverse variants.

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There aren't enough safeguards in the Constitution to protect against breathlessly stupid people...and the people who vote for them.

submitted 21 days ago • 820 comments

The dumbest people who have ever existed are running the country

submitted 21 days ago • 3434 comments

It’s Tuesday, and #TheRalphReport is breaking wind… I mean, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J are breaking down the latest in news, laughs, & nonsense! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Also on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

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No new #TheRalphReport today. @ralphgarman.bsky.social is still celebrating the EAGLES’ SUPER BOWL VICTORY (and @eddiepence.bsky.social is probably in hiding). But you’re not left hanging! Enjoy a special episode: The History of Queen J! Learn how she became #Garmy royalty!

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Hey NYTimes — now you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

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Two lawyers, one Yale educated, one Harvard educated; one the VP, one a senator, suggesting that decisions made by courts aren’t legitimate if they don’t like the outcome. This is dangerous territory.

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Faster than a speeding kazoo, funnier than a Happy Hit, and able to leap into the weekend in a single bound! It’s Friday on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J! #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

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Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”

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Feeling like we’re in the post “Order 66” part of the story now. Except eggs and gas are still expensive.

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On today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & @jenrenstewart.bsky.social bring the laughs—no theremin needed to summon the spooky fun! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

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There’s a brand-new #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & @jenrenstewart.bsky.social, and you don’t wanna end up sleeping with the fishes by missing it! #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them. Celebrate thy diversity. Love each other.

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