educated-duck.bsky.social
Satirical, opinionated waterfowl. Proud Avian-American! I had 253 gazillion followers on Twitter before coming over here (or maybe not). Plz don’t feed me any bread.🐥🤬✊🏽🖕🖖🔬☮️🌈🇺🇦🚫🍞
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1.Tumbled out of bed
2. Stumbled to the kitchen
3. Poured myself a cup of ambition
4. Yawned and stretched and tried to come to life
5. Jumped in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin'
with folks like me on the job from nine to five 🎶
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But what she meant was “See you in court, asshole.”
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Every American who voted for trump owns this.
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He just insulted trump’s boss
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He’s pathetic
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Donold knows it’s good to have regular check ins with your supervisor when you start a new job
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The avian American community stands with our Hawk brother ✊(from Titans)
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Europe to marco
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I dunno. A lot of people still seem to be pretty fucking stupid.
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And let me add to the list of must read and own books: @matthewdtaylor.bsky.social seminal work that I have read and own: www.broadleafbooks.com/store/produc...
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Just scratching the surface of medical science
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US to vaccine preventable diseases
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US to vaccine preventable diseases
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He knows not to make his boss looks bad
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He is allowed to just make shit up because he is a giant compared to the rest of us ants 🙄
(Sarcasm. Don’t @me)
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Magas: “he’s obviously just swatting at a fly. Or waving and his cousin Bob.”
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I like the cut of his jib
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Heme Solo— scruffy looking nerf herder (respectfully)
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Are you getting a bunch of money
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Russian aggression. Russian aggression. Russian aggression.
(Everyone repeat!)
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Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth should do the trick
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When maga watches Cobra Kai are the rooting for these guys
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They just discovered both of their moms are named Martha
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Physiological appropriation
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