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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

submitted 15 days ago • 640 comments

Elon's laughing at Black and Brown immigrants being completely chained up for a flight while the White House calls it ASMR. Hell is too good for this bastard.

submitted 15 days ago • 170 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

He HATES this car.

submitted 18 days ago • 95 comments

I'm happy Bluesky exists but I am having real trouble finding content other than politics and gay porn.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

submitted 18 days ago • 255 comments

You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters

submitted 20 days ago • 407 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 24 comments

Brah... Very true

submitted 22 days ago • 571 comments

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

submitted 28 days ago • 620 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 34 days ago • 631 comments

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submitted 39 days ago • 70 comments

None of it applies to us or anyone who disagrees with the orange felon.

submitted 39 days ago • 188 comments

Yeah pizza's great. If you can figure out how to eat the damn thing

submitted 42 days ago • 131 comments

Just because he has the power doesn’t make it right for him to abuse it.

submitted 42 days ago • 104 comments

Everyone is welcomed...

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submitted 97 days ago • 864 comments

#RESIST 🇺🇸

submitted 102 days ago • 1507 comments

I see what he did there.

submitted 103 days ago • 439 comments

I joined Team Rocket because no one else would take me in. To many, Giovanni was a criminal. To me, he was the only father I had ever known.

submitted 104 days ago • 97 comments

Raw unvarnished truth here.

submitted 105 days ago • 712 comments