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the 64 year old married guy who DMd me "hello beautiful." and got no response:

if you look like this DM me

It's the opposite of this

Be cruel to a stranger. Knock that ice cream cone out of a kids hand. Spit in the crossing guards face. Leap day.

we're giving microsoft clippy the power of god

Logging onto Bluesky.

“It’s neighce to have land.”

"I challenged Putin to a physical fight"

"a close encounter of the athletic kind" This is the AI gibberish replacing local reporters. Imagine its 'reporting' on elections.

in the right circles, calling someone "recumbent-bike-coded" is a devastating insult.

“lol”, said the canary in the coal mine as it started to feel faint, “lmao”

There’s a bartender on the Star Trek Enterprise and I desperately want a Midnight Diner-type show about her

I can't wait to give these people my bank account information and routing number

we really need to be able to tell what device people are posting from here. i think we should be able to quote post a dipshit with a screenshot of Bluesky for iPad as a dunk

In solidarity with the upcoming UPS strike, SAG-AFTRA is now delivering all of its packages in person.

we are queering NFTs

With every day that goes by, I’m more thankful and proud that Americans banded together to throw James Corden back into the Atlantic Ocean

Wow, nice gains. Ill-gotten?

[desperately trying to ignite discourse] if you don't think cereal qualifies as a cold stew, i don't think you should be able to vote for city comptroller

A croissant is a pervert's bread. Only a sex maniac could have thought up folding so much butter into an innocent dough. One fold for each leaf of the fruit tree by which Adam and Eve offended God

QAnon psycho sent a deranged email to me and the head of AMC and the CEO actually replied all lmfao

Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges

🎥 Horrorsky, what’re your thoughts on ‘Antichrist’ (2009) by controversial dir Lars von Trier? I enjoyed the dark Grimm fairy-tale tone and exploration of very adult themes — but the graphic violence was so revolting at certain points that the whole film was soured for me. Will never watch again.

Looking into it.

‘A Dark Song’ (2016) is an underrated indie horror/thriller that follows a woman’s plan to use the occult for revenge. It’ll shock and spook you, and the lead actress delivers a beautiful portrayal of grief. This one will stick with you long after the credits roll. Add to your watchlist! 🎥 Filmsky

Folks I really need Bluesky to succeed, I cannot do this

what would be your perfect horror double feature? 🎥 Filmsky

of course the bluesky team aren't posting it's their team building weekend. they're doing the standard activity for the bay area VC tech offices (capturing, killing, and consuming the flesh of a homeless man)

The Maoism leaving my body when I want McDonald’s

Get on my level [falls down stairs]

wow the cast of Oppenheimer really did walk out MID-PREMIERE to join the strike.

I’ve tried to be reasonable. I’ve tried to be understanding. But the dev team has pushed me to my limits. If we don’t have our demands met by this weekend, I’m sending an invite code to Shaun King so he can grift by complaining for us. Bsky Team has 12 hours to respond.