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Amen.

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If Kristi Noem can go down to El Salvador and take concentration camp selfies, then DOJ can figure out where Abrego Garcia is. Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.

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yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past

For tycoons, their losses are worth it so they can regain power over people with pronouns in their bio. For them this is spending trillions to never hear a land acknowledgment again. It's worth it to them. They're burning it down so they can be kings of the ashes.

Americans voted against the most successful economic recovery of any nation on the planet for this, because they were mad at their servants being paid more and listened to liars who made them feel good.

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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

It's not manufacturing jobs you want, it's a stable job with a middle-class wage, retirement, affordable health insurance, and worker protections that you want. Which isn't naturally tied to factory jobs, but it is naturally tied to union organizing.

It’s certainly not the main concern of all this, but folks… it’s “401(k).” (Not 401k. Not 401K.)

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Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller

The gap between the self-image that MAGA has of themselves as tough macho he-men and their constant pants-pissing fear of every goddamn thing in the world is bigger than the Grand Canyon

it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

mad king. senile. good days and bad days but increasingly only bad days where laura loomer dictates national security policy and he lets DOGE kids punch tariff rates into chatgpt

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Brother, can you spare a dime?

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

Not even a controversial statement to say that if white people wanted this to stop badly enough it would. Not even a controversial statement to say that among the voting populace it is white people's fault it's gone this far. And if you're white and that offends you it's because a hit dog hollers.

Quite a moment. Business elites, neocon, libertarians, etc will be open to a social democracy coalition to build a Third American Republic out of these ashes. Do not miss this opportunity.

I appreciate the people who are dreaming of using all this to advance progressivism and social democracy but I’m focused on the real solution now: punishing the evil people behind it. That’s how you build the consensus we need, not a better welfare state

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Yes. It simply doesn't have to be this way. Our constitutional order literally won't be operable when Trump is finished. We are going to *have to* reconstruct. We should see this as an opportunity to make America a genuine land of liberty and equality for all.

Ok but you have to understand. There was a black woman jedi on the teevee. They made an all woman ghostbusters. Someone at my job said “Latinx” bsky.app/profile/jame...

Amen.

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

We live in real dumb times.

Happy 5th Anniversary of the release of the album that got me through the first year of the pandemic.