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you have to hand it to admiral yamamoto, who i had no idea was a practical jokes and pranks guy, this is an incredible bit

musk has convinced billionaires that they’re cool and masculine and the consequences of this will be astronomical

This is Vaquita the rarest animal on earth there are only 10-15 left in the world.

This goes back to 2016 with Leave EU boosting fake RT videos of sexual attacks on women Russia-linked Telegram channels ‘offering to pay for attacks on mosques’ Putin weaponises Islamophobia to boost the far right www.theguardian.com/news/2025/fe...

Blossom’s out! Sun’s out! Feel it! Big hello to the driver this morning with his engine on when we were all walking past to school. He told me it was “none of my business”. I assured him it WAS my business, as the fumes were going in to our lungs. Engine was turned off.

A reminder to US observers of the UK press: It is standard for them to pretend not to understand things that they fully understand

Keir Starmer's senior advisers have been taking advice about "how to govern a multi-ethnic society” from Boris Johnson's former aide Murina Mirza, according to the Times. Here's some of her previous thoughts on the subject

What you are seeing is Crapitalism, this is where they take your money and deliver nothing, because they own an essential service and you have no choice.

Perfectly captured.

I've heard for years that once you start doing regular exercise it becomes addictive and NOPE, NOT ME, SIR! Nothing beats the joy I feel when I wake up in the morning and remember that I went to the gym yesterday so I can just laze around like a cunt today.

I'm old enough to remember when "nazism" wasn't something aspirational

Seriously, we have to prepare ourselves for the possibility of fascism.

Kay Burley exposed Richard Tice as a delusional con-artist today and it was BEAUTIFUL!!! 😍 😍

If you want to watch the Musk coup in near real-time, this by @juddlegum.bsky.social is your guide. 👇

Trump just getting aggressive with UK, EU, everyone. Everyone is “outta line” But UK can be bullied easily, thinks Trump. And, frustratingly he’s probably right (thanks to Brexit).

unfortunately for these folks the odds are that they aren’t going to go after violent criminals at all — too hard — and going to go exclusively over the easiest targets, which are law abiding workers

What's better than a mystery? A free app. I have both this morning. I'll link to the app in the next tweet. It lets you identify suspicious companies on Companies House, searching either by their business category or their address. The mystery follows after that.

I call this the "Fib and Nazi sequence"

🎵🎶 I see ya baby, fakin' that mass 🎶🎵

Where did Suella Braverman go for her media training? The Hammer House of Horrors? Worst £23,000 anybody’s spent ever

People said business owners would "just leave" the UK when Blair brought in the minimum wage. We've had the minimum wage in this country for just over 25 years. Did the businesses leave? Did they fold like they promised they would? No, they didn't. So maybe we CAN raise corporation tax.

Years ago, the Right realised that a population does not resist the seductive lies of populism if the media stick position of false equivalence between their lies and the truth, and by courting media (and now social media) barons sought to stitch up democracy...

🔥 And even *Conservative* MPs AND peers are now telling govt to agree a youth mobility scheme… Lord Kirkhope, David Simmonds MP, Sir Roger Gale MP and Stephen Hammond (ex Chairman of Conservatives) all tell Starmer to go for a youth mobility scheme.

I truly think the best version of me is the optimistic idiot who prepares overnight oats before bed every night. He’s way better than the bacon sandwich coveting goblin that wakes up every morning.

Zack Polanski, "Austerity was always the problem, not the European Union" "If we want to solve the problems in this country right now we need to tackle inequality" Kay Burley, "How?" Zack Polanski, "Wealth tax.. Inequality in the country.. People are unhappy and our services are broken"

Not an accidental juxtaposition.

Yeah this is just what Britian needed, another, even further right political party. Rightwing politics, conservativism, had served us so well so far.

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

My Nanna's almost 95 and it's only in the last 6 months that her health hasn't been top notch. Every year she makes the an epic Christmas cake with unique decorations and this year will be the first year she can't. So here is last year's cake: the only Doctor Who/Les Mis crossover cake in existence.

I like how at the end of A Christmas Carol we see that Scrooge is still a bit of a prick coz before he reveals to Bob Cratchit that he's raising his salary he does a big "I'm bollocking you, you cunt" fake-out. No ghost can stop Ebeneezer being a total banter merchant.

@carlafrancome.bsky.social The Bikey McBikeface Christmas Adventure!

I was interviewed about finding out I had prediabetes when I thought I was super fit, and the story is out today on inews. I’m hoping my story might help others in a similar situation …. I’ve added screenshots as I think you need to subscribe to read it … 1/4 inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...

When my backpack went through security at Shanghai some white powder came puffing out of a side pocket and they sternly checked it again with a scanner thing and I was like 😬 coz it was a Rennies.

22 hours after leaving the house I have landed in Okinawa. I’ll get you a pic of Japan in a minute.

ok so first of all, I love it www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...

Elon Musk making noises about plunging $100million in to Reform and suddenly all these Brexiteers are like “can I shock you? I LIKE foreign interference, despite what I said earlier”.

I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank