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He/him maker of music of dubious quality. Drums 1st, mandolin 2nd, accordion distant 3rd. Devout Memphian. Fat cyclist. I like BBQ and cats.
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The apple death net factories? The ones with the net, for people who try to commit suicide by jumping from the windows? Those factories?
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Wait until he finds out about trains.
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Wait until I try to explain how Stomp Clap Hey Folk music got Trump elected. I've got so much worse takes to give, I'm just getting started.
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Cover bands are the gutted taxidermied remains of what used to be living and evolving music. Jazz is a dinosaur, and rap is a bird. How was jazz killed and gutted? Covers. Big money couldn't survive another generation of Nina simones, so they promoted NWA who did remixed covers of George Clinton.
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Sure. Cover bands only copy others original art and recombine it and sell it. Ai does the same. Covers bands make their profit by cheating original creators of their intellectual property rights. Ai does the same. Ai is slop quality. Cover bands are the same.
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Don't be too sure. I always do a finger count when dealing with a cover band guitarist.
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The vast majority of people interested in music seriously are musicians imo.
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Stop trying to control the narrative. It's whiskeyleaks.
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Imagine trying to control the narrative and trying to call WhiskeyGate "signal" gate, lol.
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This is one of the darker parts of fentanyl.
Doctors LOVE IV fentanyl.
Because of it's short duration, you don't have to wait for it to wear off nearly as long, so you can change doses quickly and easily. You also need a TINY amount to dose a lot of patients.
It wasn't users started it.
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Apparently, and it's wild to learn this, the scariest thing you can do to a serious military leader is demonstrate you can live off nothing but lentils and rice. If you can do that you can hole up nearly indefinitely if you have a water source. The toughest soldiers in pakistan live this way.
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My anxiety was right about all of this, and people called me crazy.
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Your Meat Shield ain't working too good, huh Vance? A grown man hiding behind a child he should be protecting. Why are you exposing your kids like this?
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Don't worry, I'll never look at that photograph
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One was written by a PR firm. What we see now are his real beliefs. Liars lie.
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It's this way with all bean dishes. Freshly cooked beans are delicious, but any bean that's more than a day or two after cooking is going to be mushy. Ideally, beans should burst when you bite them like caviar.
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Sounds like you need to just go on and live some where with great tap water. Memphis does but we won't for long thanks to stinky musk.
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I feel sorry for his hairplugs. His natural hair already jumped off his head to get away from his stupid ass brain, but they're still stuck there.
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FYI, homemade with beans from dried makes storebought or canned stuff taste like a JOKE.
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Frederick Douglass used the power of devils advocacy and being a debate bro to free an entire race of people and I'm tired of pretending that isn't exactly 100% how all legal victories are won in court.
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We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us, lol.
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Nietsche was a bit of an idiot
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I am so incredibly excited about this. Weird their gonna let egoraptor on it considering how bad he's shit talked NG.
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They don't care what the founding fathers wanted. They just pretend to to stymie progressives. They will say anything for their christofascist ethnostate.