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furiousflorawitch.bsky.social

36 She/her ADHD Software Engineer Socialist NSFW MDNI 18+ The opinions expressed on this account are the view of the cosmic rays that randomly scramble my neural network.

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they didn't create shit

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".

submitted 14 hours ago • 73 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I helped her get dressed :) good luck little deer

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Tried boofing my prog tonight. Y'all got a safety switch on your asses or how do you avoid launching the fucker when you're gassy? 😂

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Since I finished the Castlevania that isn't really Castlevania anime, I figured I'd play the Castlevania that isn't really Castlevania game. Lords Of Shadow really is a creation of its time.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Everybody Tolerates Richard

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

What if I take my E a day early, by T gel 2 days early, and boof my prog for the first time all on the same day? Will I become too powerful tomorrow? Emit a light so beautiful and radiant that I can no longer exist by the end of the day? Or will I just wake up humping my pillow or some shit?

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

british person eating a sausage: banger

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

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Finally got around to Castlevania Nocturne s2. It was a very fun DBZ fanfic with a Castlevania DLC skin stretched over the top. Not to say I didn't like it, but it's strayed so far from anything remotely recognizable as Castlevania at this point.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is not a parody article, Nintendo take 30% of this mans income even after he was in prison for hacking charges, until he's paid the debt or dies. Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

Service Dog Ollie is doing her best.

submitted 1 day ago • 69 comments

rural kids playing frisbee in a cornfield, illuminated by the glow of the Nintendo Gigafactory like something out of a Simon Stålenhag painting

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

If only people had listened to me when I first told them Donald Trump was bad (on November 6, 2024)

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Pay has not kept up with inflation. People are poorer. Folk need to stop pretending like people have as much money as they did in the 90s. Rent costs, house prices are astronomical. It's not Nintendo's fault, but people are right to be upset their hobby is pricing them out.

submitted 2 days ago • 35 comments

No offence to the current pope, but let’s be honest: all the recent popes have been ugly as shit and it’s time they picked a hot one

submitted 2 days ago • 186 comments

Approximately 100 years ago, I tweeted a stupid little joke that went viral. Last week, I found out that some famous Czech podcast hosts got matching tattoos because of it 🤯

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

I've been wondering how tariffs will affect the table top games industry- answer- not good.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target. This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.

submitted 2 days ago • 218 comments

wow look at all of these better alternatives to Adobe that exist ask me about Pixelart programs if interested in that aspect specifically because you definitely don't need PS for that, lol

submitted 3 days ago • 282 comments

I was doing alright at avoiding the catastrophizing for a good bit. Think I'll hide under the desk for a bit now, though.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i'm like get outta my yard

submitted 248 days ago • 14 comments

404k

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Peekaboo Mode where the game ceases to exist when you're not looking at it