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love how the takeaway from democratic party apologists is always gonna be "and that's why the party is infallible, fall in line" instead of the reality that extracting concessions, often times through scathing critique and asserting pressure, is the entire point of representative democracy

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ShopLifting. ⚠️🛍️🛒😰 geeAH! 😱disGRACE! 💔😞 … 😡 🏃‍♀️💨guGone 😈😈💀bad🚔✋ at Suchan 👶EARLY😭⏳AGE❓wheresyorMAUM? 🧍‍♀️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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Trans women are the women of women

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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

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transgender women

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going at it like a couple of flatworms and fencing penises until someone manages to stick it in

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I fuck fat bitches. I'm transgender. I believe in free healthcare and UBI. I'm not human, no part of me ever was. I believe things can be better. I crave Pokémon carnally. I'm a werewolf. I eat people

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CAULIFLOWER SPOTTED

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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

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"fix your hearts or die" is one of the greatest quotes ever said by anyone, in any context and it applies now, more than ever, to far too many people to count

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is a woman not entitled to the piss of her balls?

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jimmy carter has just been assassinated by the diddy kong peanut gun

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a frock ring. thats a.. it's when you.... put your dick in a frog....or,,, through a frog? either way, im not really in the mood anymore

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my wife wants to divorce me because i'm making another TV show about my asshole

submitted 68 days ago • 24 comments

Many thanks to @cockremover.bsky.social for helping me plot this data set! As you can see, the vibes on Bluesky have gone down horribly since the Bill Kezos banning

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The thing about the trans rape by deception provision is that it's really clearly intended to facilitate rape

submitted 68 days ago • 7 comments

Christmas is a good time to throw Wikipedia a few bucks to thank them for the many times you relied on the site that year. Members of the billionaire class want to destroy it for some reason. (@archive.org is also under constant threat nowadays and in need of support)

submitted 69 days ago • 121 comments

spaces

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Part of the conversation we should be having is that @aaron.bsky.team was liking stolen content from a scam pornbot instead of booting it off the platform. So many wonderful community members are sex workers, and they also deserve our support! sws: feel free to drop gofundmes and links below 👇

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

i'm sure jay loved getting a 2am phone call about her head of t&s got his dick stuck in a car door again. she was probably springing out of bed with glee

submitted 73 days ago • 22 comments

I AM ONCE AGAIN STATING MY SUPPORT FOR TRANSSEXUALS IN THE BSKY WAR ON TRANSSEXUALS

submitted 73 days ago • 4 comments

this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi

submitted 74 days ago • 73 comments

I don't know that I have a lot of foundational, vocabulary-altering internet posts that other people haven't already reposted plenty of times, but I think about the This Fucking Sucks war at least once a week or so

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the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough

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It is canon in Warframe that the Drifter knows what cunnilingus is but not what a sheep is

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I posted this about ten years ago and it only got 500 likes so I am resharing it now

submitted 76 days ago • 46 comments

what, you want me to NOT appreciate women's feet? Use every part of the buffalo. I bet you don't even recycle

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

It’s bad for the environment (and embarrassing) to have chatGPT write your manifesto. Please just write it with a pen and (just to be safe) send a picture of it to @kenklippenstein.bsky.social

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

submitted 76 days ago • 92 comments

my mom said she’s getting her eyebrows micro-bladed and i was like…. 🤨🫵🏽 YOU’RE GETTING A TATTOO

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

delete your accounts. shut down your computer. leave your house. walk for several days. find yourself in a mysterious desert. encounter a wizened old lizard sunbathing on a rock. listen to his advice. try not to jack off to his enormous lizard titties. remember to drink water

submitted 78 days ago • 19 comments

Artists: "This OC does not customarily have a penis, and I have no particular inclination to draw them with one; nevertheless, I have strong opinions about how big their penis WOULD BE if they had one."

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments