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my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

IF TRANS ISSUES ARE SO INCONSEQUENTIAL DOES SOMEONE ON THE NYT MASTHEAD WANT TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY SPENT THREE YEARS RUNNING A1 “INVESTIGATIONS” INTO SAFE AND EFFECTIVE MEDICAL CARE AND THE LANGUAGE CHOICES OF NON-PROFITS AND HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS????

I wrote about Trump and Vance’s meeting with Zelenskyy. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

In the canon of cartoon playground bullies there's usually a big hulkin' guy and then behind him a little ratfaced goblin boy jeering. I don't know who the first guy is but the second one is definitely JD Vance.

Enter: another avalanche of new „think pieces“ pondering how mysterious and saddening it is conservative men just can’t get a date anymore ✨mystery✨

Zelenskyy gives a thumbs up after getting berated by a visibly agitated Trump

This was a disgusting display by the soft, uninformed VP Vance trying to school Zelensky, the man who has led his country through the most surprisingly resilient and effective fight for sovereignty against a global superpower. Every negative stereotype about America is confirmed in this exchange.

communication is so key. this is what happens when you're not comfortable sharing your kink with your spouse. you end up blurting it out on camera in the oval office to a head of state you've never even met before

Being in the room with a man who is actually strong and brave — which MAGA only pretends to be — reveals Trump and Vance for the babies they are.

who told this pampered asshole he has the right to speak to anyone like this?

The goal is to terrorize federal workers into quitting. That’s it. Constant changes. Canceling work from home then closing offices. Laying off probationary employees. It’s designed to break the government. Then privatize it for profit. It’s not efficiency. It’s collapse. Only peasants will suffer.

Every mainstream attempt to grapple with the rise of Tate and other misogynist ideologues have posed them as a product of men’s despair. Few have posited them as an assault on women’s safety and dignity.

trump: I’m going to protect women women: no thank you trump: I’m gonna do it women: please don’t trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team women: what trump: and brought back andrew tate women: why trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore

I'm convinced this is a genuine problem. The reality of Trump is so cartoonishly, comically awful that an absolutely neutral description sounds like a hit piece, even to me. So if you're at all predisposed to think of press as biased, factual reporting looks like some relentless vendetta.

Just pretend this post is a gif of Ben from Veep saying “We are at DEFCON Fuck.”

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

With another set of news headlines about political elites using “””Roman salutes””” I just want to note that the Nazi salute means “I want to murder your family” and the n-word means “I want to lynch you.” That’s what they mean, they make me righteously angry, and I won’t let anybody minimize them.

In reality the fascism is not funny but this is an Arrested Development bit

The Brooklyn Public Library has announced that any teenager in America is now eligible for a Brooklyn Public Library card.
Teens can sign out ebooks + audiobooks 
The move is designed to combat censorship, with some titles listed as "always available." www.bklynlibrary.org/media/press/...

I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien

A small act of resistance in my small, red district town: filling every little free library with banned books, including those by local legend @as-king.bsky.social. Stay tuned, #Lititz! 👀 📚💙

Processing camps and a paramilitary army reminds me of something or other but I can’t quite place it

What's buried in the subhead here is that this woman was violently dragged by three men who were LATER identified as PRIVATE security guards—three strange men who refused to identify themselves while every other man visible in the video looked on and the speaker on stage heckled her.

If only our feckless rep Lloyd Smucker had showed up to see it in person, @maddow.msnbc.com! 🐓

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds. Gov Mills: See you in court

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

Trump: I AM A KING! NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"

the line about how trump is just trolling or joking about the “king” thing is belied somewhat by the fact that his administration’s explicit position is he can do whatever he wants and that everyone in every branch of government needs to bow to his demands or be banished

stop making me say “doge”

So it turns out "red tape" is what keeps planes in the air, medicines in pharmacies and food inspectors in processing plants. Who knew?

don't print lies in the newspaper

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

If you are pissed about this but weren’t pissed about them cutting off medical care to trans children you are on step two of the “first they came for” poem

the only way to save civilization is to make the government stop the investigations into my company and start giving it a bunch of money instead

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

First post and it's a new poem about loss and longing. Thank you to the editors at @northamerreview.bsky.social for selecting it for Open Space. I’m a big admirer of this magazine. northamericanreview.org/open-space/2...