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Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

submitted 7 hours ago • 285 comments

Nenene, nesnídám, nesvačím, Nestihnu to, nestačím, Promiňte, příteli, Je to všechno v prdeli!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

93NKS zní jako dobrej předmět, ale co takhle spiNKS

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sealing – tulení #nepřeklady

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

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submitted 7 days ago • 225 comments

NELA HALUZOVÁ: kognitivní funkce vyhubeny (sbírka v tisku, jaro 2025) #ranníbásně #šrapnel

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list? Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM. Me: Oh, sorry. Good morning, may I please see the wine list?

submitted 9 days ago • 173 comments

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck

submitted 9 days ago • 157 comments

❤️🧡❤️🧡 #SanValentin #ValentinesDay #illustration #draw #sketch #love #design #heart

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[IKEA-themed restaurant] Maître-d: is your table ready yet?

submitted 11 days ago • 50 comments

I like how there is a certain laugh that is universally understood to be the "evil laugh". Like we evolved with a need to communicate that something is amusing specifically because we are evil. Makes me wonder what those monkeys who first descended from trees were REALLY up to.

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

Based Hellboy.

submitted 13 days ago • 160 comments

it happens = to se stává shit happens = to se srává

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submitted 17 days ago • 222 comments

I will say an entire economy of grown men screaming, crying, and developing political opinions because Star Wars isn't made for them after they aged out of the target demographic is an actual crisis of masculinity.

submitted 17 days ago • 80 comments

I'm sorry but it's increasingly clear that USA is only the 8th best US: 1) USB, obviously 2) USB-C, yes I'm European, deal with it 3) Usu, Japanese volcano 4) USG (ultrasound, pretty helpful) 5) Universal winch (the USZ line) 6) Universal Studios Hollywood 7) US Dollar (overrated but omnipresent)

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Kdyby menstruovali muži, mají nejpozději od roku 1960 každý měsíc nárok na 2 dny placeného volna. Kdyby rodili muži, odcházejí po jednom dítěti do plnohodnotného důchodu v 50, po dvou dětech v 45, po 3+ dětech hned po třetím porodu. Takhle nám nezbývá, než ženám radit, jak se s tím popasovat.

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

Nejoblíbenější stravou záhrobních příšer je ghúláš.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Traffic report: Glowing hieroglyphs emerging through all road signs. Drivers advised to obey whatever ancient traffic laws they represent.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

in one of the pierce brosnan bond movies the villain is a newspaper guy who wants the world in chaos bc it means more news for him to sell. I remember watching it and being like "this is impossibly dumb" but you know what, I may have been wrong on that

submitted 22 days ago • 464 comments

Time for an opinion™️: This might very well be the best droid ever put to film... and it's "only" 60% due to the brilliant performance by Nick Frost. #SkeletonCrew #StarWars

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I love seeing adults who are unapologetically in tune with their inner child. Yes, buy that Lego set! Yes, collect those dolls, cars, and cards! Yes, buy that coloring book! Yes, go to Disney World! Yes, play those games! Yes, watch those childhood shows! Yes!" 🧡

submitted 26 days ago • 15 comments

My dreams are still bigger than my fears…

submitted 26 days ago • 69 comments

Watching the Star Wars prequels, and I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the savviest, most leftwing, anti capitalist, antifa political storytelling ever told in a big budget Hollywood franchise, it is just tragically written with a crayon held in a left fist.

submitted 26 days ago • 40 comments

Dneska zas den: Nejdřív jdu na zkoušku z angličtiny, protože se to musí ověřit. Jelikož mám od střední C1, tak ta dnešní B2 docela triviální. A pak mě pozvali na konferenci v mym oboru, do Palerma, v květnu, i s cesťákem... Akorát je to celý v italštině 💀 #PhDying

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Empathy

submitted 30 days ago • 357 comments

Don't be a bitter sub, talk to your dom.

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submitted 32 days ago • 1839 comments

Já, v pondělí v devět ráno: "A má ještě cenu tak velkej projekt rozdělávat?"

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever people talk about state censorship by communist China I just want to point out that the Department of Defense said they didn't like SHIELD in the Marvel movies, so they made an entire movie getting rid of it to appease the US government so they didn't lose out on federal funding.

submitted 35 days ago • 78 comments

TV seasons should be 22 episodes long with no commercials, made by cable auteurs who get network money but work reasonable hours & there should be a legally obligated Halloween episode with a sexy misunderstanding

submitted 34 days ago • 163 comments

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Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics

submitted 41 days ago • 196 comments

First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked

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