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I did not vote for the rapist. Teacher of kids with differences. Have the day you voted for!
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OK, I needed a good laugh today.

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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

We could have been talking about $25K down payment assistance for new homeowners in a thriving economy right now, but here we are.

Italian Prime Minister Meloni during her meeting with Trump.

NEW: DOJ is dropping its prosecution of a man it identified as an MS-13 leader and whose capture was celebrated with a huge press conference by AG Bondi, Kash Patel and Glenn Youngkin. w/ @joshgerstein www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

People convinced themselves they were in a recession and voted for a guy who’d put them in one.

I will pay any tariff for a framed copy of this

Orange Monday: The global stock market is collapsing. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong -13.6% 🇹🇼 Taiwan -9.6% 🇯🇵 Japan -9.5% 🇮🇹 Italy -8.4% 🇸🇬 Singapore -8% 🇸🇪 Sweden -7% 🇨🇳 China -7% 🇨🇭 Switzerland -7% 🇩🇪 Germany -6.8% 🇪🇸 Spain -6.4% 🇳🇱 Netherlands -6.2% 🇦🇺 Australia -6.2% 🇫🇷 France -6.1% 🇬🇧 UK -5.2% #OrangeMonday #TrumpTariffs

Why would ANYONE worship this? Sweaty McFatbody

Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller

Today's stock market crash was the worst since the Spring of 2020. Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!

Turns out the world‘s richest man is just not that popular, maybe that would change if he gave money to things like childhood cancer research instead of cutting it

Apartheid Clyde a petty, dangerous, incompetent man but what always amuses me is how no one likes him and he can’t even buy his way into getting people to like him. He can’t buy a good sense of humor or good looks or good reputation.

Timothy Snyder's decision to move to Canada has worried me more than anything else. When someone who teaches and is an authority on fascism jumps ship, you know we're in serious trouble.

Dr. Peter Marks, the FDA's top vaccine regulator, has resigned. In a sharply worded resignation letter, Marks said it was clear to him that RFK Jr. doesn't desire truth about vaccine safety, "but rather he wishes subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies."

I don’t trust that fucker. But this announcement is gold.

Ashamed to be a citizen of a country that arrests people for ‘dissent and protest’. Recalling that the slogan ‘Speaking Truth to Power’ originated with the Quakers.

bwahahahahahahaha: Jenner and Block and it looks like Wilmer Hale won their lawsuits against Orange Fascist. Skadden Arps and Paul Weiss should never get a client again.

Sending a Russian dissent back to Russia to be tortured and/or killed perfectly encapsulates this loathsome administration’s lack of American values.

1000% 💥💥💥🤗😉💙🫶🏼👇🏼 #Truth #Boom #IStandWithSarahMcBride

Founder of Signal 👀 🔥

So fun to have a nice, light-hearted national security opsec crisis. Love this for us.

Sometimes Pete Hegseth drinks so much, he leaks a little.

there was no way to predict this Delete your DNA from 23andMe right now
The genetic information company declared bankruptcy on Sunday, and California’s attorney general has issued a privacy “consumer alert.” www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

The fact that a reporter was inadvertently given access to this in real time shows that Pete Hegseth & the rest of this crew are bumbling incompetents who are going to get a lot of intelligence officials and others killed at some point. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

🚨 How is this not considered a clear and present danger to our democracy? WTAF, call your lawmakers and demand impeachment and removal of Hegseth and Vance Immediately!!! #revolution2025 #50501 linktr.ee/Revolution20... 5calls.org

Couture: 700 billion in fraud that only he could find, yet hasn't produced the receipts… this is all about undermining your confidence in the program’s legitimacy so they can raid that trust fund

Be like Tina.

Laughing at this update on Paul Weiss. I prefer my lawyers not be gullible quislings thank you.

Anima Rising Tour, Now with links. Check back, more coming soon. www.chrismoore.com/events-2/

They’d rather cut their hours/pay than *checks notes* bring back diversity efforts??? Lmao

Ozymandias

U.S. District Judge Boasberg has issued a 14-day injunction blocking Trump invocation of the Alien Enemies Act from taking effect and ordered planes already in the air carrying noncitizens under the proclamation to be turned around.

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS motion to HALT deportation under rarely invoked Alien Enemies Act of 1798. “A TRO is appropriate for the class members to prevent the removal of the class.” WOW. Planes in air must turn around. A huge win @democracyforward.org and @aclu.org.

Today's news: -Russia recaptures key Kursk town, U.S. team heads to Moscow for ceasefire talks -Guantánamo migrants flown back to U.S. -Trump draws condemnation for using ‘Palestinian’ as a slur against Schumer -Judge orders DOGE to turn over documents👇 www.justsecurity.org/109048/early...

This is why they have rules against bassoon playing in grocery stores...

💔Emily Pike a 14-year-old girl from the San Carlos Apache Tribe in AZ. Missing for weeks. Murdered & dismembered. Major news networks are barely covering her case. This pattern is painfully familiar to Native families fighting for justice in the MMIP crisis.The least we can do is share her story.

Hey, Target. I spent $107 today at Costco. I’ve spent $0 at Target since the day you abandoned the founding principles that built your brand, made you a great place to work, and made you a responsible community partner. <past tense> Just thought you’d like to know.

BREAKING: "At 1:15 PM tomorrow, President Trump will pick a country's name out of a MAGA hat and impose crippling tariffs on that country's goods for four minutes. This will happen daily until America is great again."

At this rate it's only a matter of time before we get the Legendary Failure Trifecta - SpaceX shuttle debris downs a commercial plane that crashes into an already-on-fire cybertruck.

SpaceX’s Starship explodes during test flight.

Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."

Biggest balls on the planet