Profile avatar
hathats.bsky.social
Hoping my grave goods really mess with some future archaeologists.
267 posts 190 followers 290 following
Prolific Poster

no nintendo bc trump :( kotaku.com/switch-2-pre...

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Oh, this is gonna make the rounds. 🤡 #PenguinTariff 🐧

Straight down seems bad

The GOP COVID Committee report is wild. The virus is a Chinese bioweapon designed by Fauci ... and it was so mild that the US should have taken zero precautions ... and Democratic governors didn't take enough precautions ... and we should have let everyone get it. oversight.house.gov/release/fina...

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

What a perfect day for Newsmax to ring the opening bell on the stock exchange.

Holy Fuck Newsmax ringning the bell with Rudy G on the balcony hahahahahahhaah

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

I spoke to an expert in authoritarianism, who explained to me that things like this are extremely meaningful and they help protect democracy, even if there’s not a straight line between this and actual legislating

And yet Joe Rogan puts guests on who say "Vaccines aren't actually responsible for the reduction in infectious diseases.”

Listening to my almost 17-year-old play 1-on-1 basketball with his 50 pound 3rd grade brother — they’re shirtless and scream-laughing and little G has no idea he’s not a real competitor 😂 — and wait, what!? Now I’m in tears because I swear he was just born and yet he will only be home another year 😭

The more I think about it, the more I believe the worst part about the AI hard selling that's happening right now is that we have real problems! How is "helping people generate the most soulless cover letters" the best use of anyone's time??

Fascinating how these AI guys find no value in our work but also will simply DIE if they’re not allowed to steal it. It is almost as if they are full of shit!!

This means I now have negative 4 security clearances

He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.

Breaking: RFK Jr. has forced out PETER MARKS, the nation’s top vaccine regulator. In his resignation letter, obtained by the Post, Marks said he was willing to work with RFK Jr on his vaccine concerns — but said Kennedy wishes “subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies.”

BREAKING: DOGE is starting to put together a team to migrate the SSA's computer systems entirely off one of its oldest programming languages in a matter of months, potentially putting the integrity of the system—and the benefits on which tens of millions of Americans rely—at risk.

Right-wing YouTuber Tim Pool has made it to the White House pool — someone from his “Timcast” channel will be part of today’s pool duty covering the president. Last year, DOJ revealed Pool was receiving millions of dollars from the Russian gov. Pool says he didn’t know where it was coming from.

ICYMI: Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social had some words for Rep. Farmer after Farmer grossly disrespected Pearson for missing time to grieve when his brother recently took his own life with a gun. Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DHrFSp-...

New Maintenance Phase! What a relief to listen to a story about a dumb tech bro health grift that isn't undermining our democracy.

This is hilarious. #Greenland

One of these years whoever it is in my neighborhood who smokes weed in the parking lot after midnight has got to learn that edibles exist. I'm begging them and their skunky weed to please learn that edibles exist.

is that bad? Seems bad

i’m losing it

BENNET: Did you know that the president's Middle East adviser was in Moscow on this thread while you were as director of the CIA participating in this thread? Were you aware of that?! RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that BENNET: It's am embarrassment

Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant

Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription theonion.com/walton-...

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

This is one of the biggest threats to Americans' personal data in decades. If you're a 23andMe customer, I strongly urge you to delete your data to protect it from whoever the new buyer might be. Here’s how:

A “Curb” episode where Larry gets accidentally added to a war-planning chat and vents to Jeff that he’s mostly just mad about the constant notifications. “Ugh, more emojis.” “MORE emojis?” “It’s constant!” “What, what are you doing?” “I’m sending a thumbs-up back.” “WHY?” “Eh, feels rude not to.”

I've had a really weird migraine/sinus headache situation today. Woke up with a burgeoning migraine across my whole skull, took a migraine pill that took care of most of it, but have been left with a light sensitive sinus headache below & behind my right eye. Bodies are weird.

You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.

This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...

I want every elected Dem to watch this and be scared as fuck

Anyone have any idea how many students loan holders this impacts ? www.kvue.com/article/news...

Tucson, Arizona today. Original projected attendance was 3,000 people. 23,000 showed up.

Be like Tina.

‘No Way to Please Everyone’ Says Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped

People damaging cars are ‘sick terrorist thugs’ per Trump. People trying to kill his vice president and destroying Capitol Hill are patriots deserving of pardons, also per Trump.