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hawkeye0.bsky.social
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Just absolute affirmative action for idiots
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Big if true
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Fair enough, just if it was me, I’d probably swap Vance with Putin and Kash Patel with Netanyahu
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And Bibi doesn’t get enough credit for being Evil. Like cluster Putin and Netanyahu over to the right
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Hey, feel free to delete this comment, but your headline has a typo on Administration. Wanted to send a DM, but they are closed
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The call is coming from inside the house! shocked_pikachu.jpg
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They seem to be into it
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It’s Mardi Gras I ain’t gonna be near a TV
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Catch me out here paying with $50s. Grant is underrated anyway
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Dudes are back on the menu, boys!
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It’s called DOGE. That’s the pitch
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Shoot, donate to the AARP for me
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No, you’ve watched this video 109 times today.
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4:00) Wallow in self pity 4:30) Stare into the abyss 5:00) Solve World Hunger, tell no one 5:30) Jazzercise 6:30) Dinner with myself (I can’t keep canceling that) 7:00) Wrestle with my self loathing
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“As he told me,” circular logic, boom. Gonna beat these wannabe logic bros in a way that matters one of these days
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Can we shine a UV light inside of the chickens?
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Previously, I’d normally assume there was no one else in the room
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I’m always immediately sus of anyone who uses “normies” unironically
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My thumb is not the digit that wants to react to this one.
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Nonzero chance that what would fill my body would not be fear, but relief at this point
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Yes, it’s tax cuts, but to people in David Sacks‘s tax bracket. I’m all about going back to a 90% top marginal tax bracket if that’s what you want, Dave.
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Oh it’s like the thing from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt—I can stand this for 10 seconds, then when that’s done, you start a new 10 seconds.
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Rather fond of Cheeto Benito
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Learned nothing from last time, and it’s giving:
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Media literacy is a National emergency if folks think that was subtle. Genius? Yes. Nuanced? Maybe. But not subtle.
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Pretty sure the ASL for the letter A is going to just look like a power sign (à la the Black Power fist of the Panthers, but recently appropriated by fascists).
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My partner has a degree in library science so I know a LOT of librarians, and let me tell you, they would if they could.
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Checked out more library books in the last three weeks than I have in the last 3 years
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Your alt texts are *chefs kiss*
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It’s tough, that’s a crowded field
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This is some 2004 Limewire loading time
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Oh yeah, no. Absolutely, it’s the racism and misogyny.
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Notice how we don’t print out little “I did that” stickers? Very demure, very mindful.
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Hey, Seattle here, also Fred Meyer. This was 18, not a dozen but the prices are like for like.
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It’s fairly common among native Seattlites too.
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Canada? The country that calls it the Geneva checklist?
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My dog’s name is Lady Bird and she hates this album, but we love torturing her with it (lovingly)
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You’re the Man now Donnie. The Buck stops with you.
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The NYT: “This means ‘my heart goes out to you.’”
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Never shoulda stopped
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And yet everything that progressives want to get done that will save money and lives is all “how are ya gonna pay for that?”
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I mean they forgot in 4 short years, don’t think they’ll remember now.