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Enjoyer of video games (mostly indie on pc, but will play most things) passive reader (Hyper-fixating on Leigh Bardugo books for now), dog owner, able to bike.
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nazis are bad but it’s almost more annoying that current age nazis are all dweeby dork nerds. they should be stuffed in lockers not running the world

submitted 169 days ago • 101 comments

Hm that’s one way to put it NPR

submitted 205 days ago • 612 comments

The rehabilitation of Trump is 100% complete. No if, ands or buts about it. Dem failure in its purest form.

submitted 193 days ago • 7 comments

Nah. Teach your kids that this is very normal. It's par for the course. It's the plan the whole time. What's not normal is standing up for the rights of your fellow human being. That's exceptional. Teach your kids to be exceptional and resist the desire to support the white supremacist status quo.

submitted 198 days ago • 3 comments

A bill to break up UnitedHealth, CVS, Cigna and more has been introduced by a bipartisan group of U.S. senators and representatives. The legislation would force insurers to sell their pharmacy businesses. It aims to combat PBMs, pharma middlemen who drive up costs.

submitted 199 days ago • 165 comments

democrats love to be like “we lost the last election and life is going to be incalculably worse for everyone for decades. they’re angry and ready to do something over the issue of healthcare. we have to stop them from caring immediately”

submitted 198 days ago • 48 comments

Very annoyed to report that going to bed at a consistent time every night and getting a full 8 hours of sleep has been very good for my mental health, energy levels, and productivity. Next you're going to tell me that exercise is good for me too. When does it end

submitted 199 days ago • 50 comments

oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house

submitted 198 days ago • 46 comments

Because of the way feeds work bsky feels less like Twitter did to me and a lot more like Reddit with all the content divided into subreddits and you pick the topic you want to focus on. I think we accidentally created another Reddit

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Been a while. I’m useless at social media. How’s everyone doing? You look great. Did you change your hair?

submitted 319 days ago • 3 comments

I don't know how to state it more plainly: if RFK is confirmed for HHS, many thousands of people will literally die as a result of easily preventable or easily treatable medical conditions.

submitted 227 days ago • 43 comments

The Shadow President is nervous about Trump. Thinks he’s too much of a loose cannon to pretend to be in charge. The entire Subterranean Council is having second thoughts about appointing him again. They’re worried he’ll reveal the sky is a painted dome

submitted 227 days ago • 1 comment

here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️

submitted 227 days ago • 309 comments

Stockpiling vaccines to sell on the black market in three months

submitted 226 days ago • 4 comments

Two Republicans who lost Senate races are refusing to concede because the president did it too and we see how that went www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... (from the newly joined @yvonnewingett.bsky.social !)

submitted 226 days ago • 4 comments

To all the pathetic reporters asking: I am not available for comment as I am currently submerged in an adrenochrome fountain.

submitted 226 days ago • 44 comments

Just got to the studio. Podcasting mic all chewed up. Disgusting.

submitted 226 days ago • 25 comments

Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

submitted 227 days ago • 794 comments

for those of you not on twitter anymore, the anti-aging billionaire guy posted a timelapse of his failed attempt to inject "fat-derived extracellular matrix" into his face and I thought you might want to see that

submitted 227 days ago • 1078 comments

dying at infowars fans reaction to the onion takeover on twitter. they’re so clueless

submitted 226 days ago • 127 comments

What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.” HUMANS!

submitted 226 days ago • 233 comments

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

submitted 228 days ago • 136 comments

How come Blender can auto-save invisibly in the background but After Effects has to slap whatever I'm doing out of my hands and pop up a giant progress bar?

submitted 227 days ago • 20 comments

I asked what bad-sounding combinations are actually good and most people were like “prosciutto on cantaloupe” but Jesse understood the assignment. I need the unhinged shit.

submitted 227 days ago • 307 comments

Agree 💯

submitted 227 days ago • 327 comments

Anything short of killing him in the ring will be a disappointment

submitted 227 days ago • 2 comments

darkly funny that the end result of qanon was making a pedophile in charge of law enforcement

submitted 227 days ago • 324 comments

The party that is obsessed with child sex offenders, & is close to a cult that claims child sex offenders run the government, just nominated a guy once investigated for allegedly sex-trafficking a 17 year old girl to be in charge of the country’s legal system. Beyond parody.

submitted 227 days ago • 683 comments

I’ve resurrected my Bluesky account and I’ll be mindsharing between here and Threads. I think X has just uttered its death rattle. /1

submitted 226 days ago • 23 comments

Servers can't keep up with all these hot takes, post milder takes please

submitted 227 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 227 days ago • 272 comments

not fox news eating the onion

submitted 227 days ago • 35 comments

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

submitted 227 days ago • 795 comments

only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall

submitted 227 days ago • 132 comments

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

submitted 227 days ago • 212 comments