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Hey Twitter, you suck Signed, Every NFL fan

re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens

Did Twitter just die on the biggest day of the year for Sports Twitter? F that hellscape

If we get communism you might not get post Malone Oreos. Sorry for those this offends

honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster

This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community

Gavin Newsom you ARE the Bitch of the Week

Yearning for Reagan is a special kind of fuck you because not only was Reagan extremely bad for the country but he killed an entire generation of queer people and given how this country is trying to legislate trans people out of existence, if you believe Reagan is good kindly eat my shit and hair

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

the democratic party leadership sorely underestimates how much young people fucking despise them

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

i still can’t get over a bunch of rightwingers saying “i can’t wait to make america healthy again by going to steak and shake by eating french fries fried in tallow 🙂” in complete sincerity

I tweeted about this guy last night and got all these replies from random people who said he'd saved their baby's life. Fuck being rich I would love to have been this guy, imagine how cool it would be to know you'd helped so many people. We need to name an airport after him or something

MONDAY AT 6 PM: The stunning revelations surrounding a hate group looking to expand their presence - and why they’ve chosen Tennessee!

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Democratic Party leadership putting on a masterclass in quiet quitting

Weak men who enjoy Elon Musk in the WH dressed like a 90s coke dealer are deeply upset at Zelensky's WH attire.

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

it says so much about the conservative soul that they can hesr the song “not like us” and not be overtaken by joy. they have demonic souls, probable pedophiles

I personally think "trans people exist, are good, and have rights" can, if you try, be more popular than "let's release insurrectionists to pursue their passions of child porn and crime" or "what if high school interns spent 17 hours a day destroying everything you depend on"

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

we must eliminate the evil threat to our country known as, uh (double checks teleprompter) meals on wheels

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Can we stop with the "Susan Collins is a moderate" BS please? Susan Collins isn't moderate. Susan Collins is just a mealy mouthed, milquetoast MAGA fascist.

if there's one thing i love being powerless against, it's the horrors

Did we ever consider that maybe our politicians are SUPPOSED to be boring?

turns out running the government like twitter costs hundreds of dead bodies within 10 days

Iceland is just going to be called “Land” soon. Because of climate change

I admit I did not have "OpenAI gets Temu'd" as a pale horse but if this is what does it, lol

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

We’re in a trade war with half the hemisphere; bird flu is ravaging chicken flocks and egg production; an open alcoholic is in charge of the Pentagon; a puppy-killer is in charge of our domestic security, and the government is resegregating like Woodrow Wilson took over. It is day 6.

Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

If you want to read one of many American endgames, look no further than this: the shooter was a self-hating African American incel radicalized by Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens, and Kanye West into hating himself and idolizing white supremacist mass shooters. We are in hell.

Never had as many govt leakers reach out as I have today. Not even close