heyimkelsey.bsky.social
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Singing Comedy Questioning
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And they call an associate on you.
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Someone who understands data analytics knows the truth and won't be swayed by propaganda.
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There are plenty of MAGA Catholics who did not like him or even believe him to be a "true" pope.
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This was my score today, but honestly this particular one was fucked up. I pretty much went with vibes on my attempts.
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But I just replied back to you. 🤷 Is the original post gone?
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I do! I took years of Spanish, many years ago, and still consider myself monolingual. I also studied speech pathology and linguistics in college, so that may affect my habits, as well as my insufferability.
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No. Uan would be pronounced differently than Juan. It's /hw/, which is also used in English words like which, what, where, etc. But not in "who"!
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OMG I used an automatic hand towel dispenser that dispensed 3 inches of towel every time it "saw" my hands. And you have to wait several seconds before your hands can be "seen" again, while people wait behind you. 🤦 This is why people jump off buildings.
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Yes to prevent scurvy in the sailors.
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That's amazing, Russell! 😂 And I've been meaning to ask: was that you doing that TV spot playing the part of the United Healthcare CEO?
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It's likely to be children who didn't choose their vaccine status.
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Me, zooming in to make sure you were wearing thick gloves. ðŸ«
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Get a satin bonnet!
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Put the UGH in laugh! The UM in humor. The OK in jokes. Are you THIRSTY for more Kirsty?
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Are you the sole caretaker of small children? If not, go for it.
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I figured that out just watching White Lotus.
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I think they absolutely love being not married to each other.
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I can't imagine how difficult it would be for a non-American to nail a specific American accent! I am convinced he just listens to Parker Posey and copies her.
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Rolling in something nasty
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Yes! No bacon!
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Yes! I'm in Austin, home or P. Terry's. They make a plain double cheeseburger that is so freaking good. I get it with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and "special sauce," which is just a mix of mayo, ketchup, and pickle relish.
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It's not too late to delete this.
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All 5 of my kids like it, and that is a freaking miracle. (I like it too.)
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I just put a handful of chocolate chips in a mug, fill it up with milk, and eat it with a spoon. It's called chocolate chip cereal. I'm 48.
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Oh yeah? But I run mine at the same time, multiple times per day.
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Paddington
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My dad and I loved laughing at Colon Blow back in the day!
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Aces
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Our only hope!
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Wow. It's 75 degrees at noon here in Austin.
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Singing in my parish choir is a wonderful escape from the negativity in my life. It's fun, inclusive, and both physically and mentally challenging in ways I don't experience in the rest of my life.
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Oh yes! No need to be all cute and gatekeep knowledge of food.
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Well they taste vastly different from one another! One is the seed, and one is the plant.
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I learned it when doing an Alton Brown recipe for a turkey brine that included whole allspice seeds. That was a long time ago, and now they're readily available at my supermarket. I keep whole seeds on hand--they're surprisingly big, but I also buy it in powder form.
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I'm sorry. I have a relative with dysmenorrhea. Can you load up on ibuprofen at the first hint? 800 mg
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This was originally a fisherman's joke about how to prepare and eat carp.
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Me: well I'm HERE
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😜
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I guess I really don't know that much about shoplifting.
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I agree that it's more for getting you to spend, but I imagine it's easier to shoplift when some item is always in the same spot.
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Yes! I do wonder if the moving stuff around is an attempt at loss prevention.
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The way they lock up the Michael Kors handbags in the department store. So trashy. Like bitch, those aren't even your most expensive bags.
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I don't know much about business, but for the same cost, couldn't they afford to have a couple of employees working on the floor, interacting with customers?
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I unreasonably love that song.
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I must say that there are perks to being a nobody on the Internet. And in real life as well.