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I got this same text today, and I'm ready to do the hard work of making a list of the 5 Best FX shows on Hulu.

Those who gave us yesterday, created the horror of today.

My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.

DORVAL CARTER: (after years of not doing anything, or trying) that's enough of this. i retire

Keep Honking

Wow these metaphors are getting awfully heavy handed

My closing summary for the jury:

Thoughts?

here’s a comic about smiling

pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people

Brian Thompson won’t see your cruel jokes about him but all of your friends that make millions and millions of dollars off the deaths of their customers will

And Jesus entered the temple and said to the money changers, "You are an important part of the local economy and I'm looking forward to working with you"

And *how* did Michigan achieve this? Through Jihad.

Play Mo Bamba again for us @tamu.bsky.social

OAN-9

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

Purdue football

how am i supposed to explain this to my son-husband nestor

That was borderline erotic

Fuck the pigs

NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass

At Ground Level, New Challenges Arise for Formerly High-Flying Russian Business Leader

is there any one event that makes single white women in their 30s and 40s become buddhist reiki shamans or is that some kind of naturally occurring prion breakdown