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Rob Ray delivered one of the clearest F-bombs I’ve ever heard on a live broadcast tonight. What a king.

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

it's soccer time

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

last thing on USA hockey: skynyrd sucks and freebird is trash you were doomed from the start

I don’t respect this being! I never will respect this being!

don't want to make the hockey political but hope the guy in the maga hat and panthers sweater behind the bench drove into a light pole on the way home

Where USA Hockey goin, Chuck?

play eichel games win eichel prizes

think it was @ntrider.bsky.social who said it on @straightupsabres.bsky.social but stuff like this drove me nuts for years until it became pretty obvious that they haven't been able to add quality veterans around their high round picks for basically the entire drought.

Ryan miller woulda stopped that

Seeing Mike Eruzione in a Johnny Gaudreau jersey drives home the point that it would have been really cool if this tournament had been about Johnny Gaudreau instead of Donald Trump.

i got the canada money line

Kash Patel being a big hockey guy is pretty funny you have to admit.

A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

listening to the classics

In 2024, the NLRB filed a complaint against Tesla for interfering in a union drive at their Buffalo, NY assembly plant. Today:

If it's a foregone conclusion they're going to run the James Bond franchise into a ditch....let's go all the way and do some dream casting for the role

Retweeting myself

Lmfao

Gary the Adventure Cat was the one that broke McCain

Gary the Canadian Adventure Cat would like to remind America that if it invades Canada, its children will die, scared, alone and frozen.

I don’t want no scrub / a scrub is a biome defined by a lack of trees / usually a risk of fire / when the soil’s drier / known in French as ‘maquis’

if anything makes me a doomer is the seeming fact that you can do basically anything to americans and they’ll just sit back and take it. unless it involves a little bit of self sacrifice that impacts their treat acquisition, then they lose their minds

PRESIDENT XI YOU MAY WIN THE FOUR NATIONS TOURNAMENT WHEN READY

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

You don’t hate the American media enough

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

There he is… the big man.

if you refer to the us hockey team as "a shower of cunts" they take your social security away. i didn't know this but it's technically legal through the unitary executive interpretation of the executive branch.

Chicago.

i'm the guy who responds to every post like "wow brave of you to assume we'll have oxygen to breathe in 4 years"

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

Screwing up the bag was a mistake roman emperors made at their immediate peril