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It’s always a good day to remind everyone Julius Jones is innocent, the state of Oklahoma has known since 2001, and they *almost killed him a few years ago. Life without parole, the actual murderer has been free for over a decade. 😘
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Okay, James. Fuckin hell. Oof.
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The people who need to understand this will not. We keep screaming, but yall, they don’t care.
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And he said so, while poetically and majestically staring off into the distance, at the Swiss Alps.
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I used to wonder how the hell Hitler gained so much power and influence. He wasn’t a great leader or a brilliant mind… and yet, how did he convince everyone murder was justified and more than that, okay. It baffled me. Until covid. I see it now. Democracy died for ratings.
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Her husband is a Trump voting Republican, why? Cause it makes him more oil money. So, Teresa gets to PERFORM her outrage and morality in front of an audience but yet, she does nothing to change the theater b/c she’s got great seats. We need all new leadership so bad it’s actually silly we don’t.
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My mother is a performative (Boomer) feminist; meaning she get the moral superiority of being a feminist but also enjoys the perks the patriarchy provides to her. Mostly, the money and affluence. Old democrats are exactly like that. They enjoy the system, it makes them rich but they don’t FEEL bad.
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I have never been vegan, but I also think of chicken more than I feel is normal, sandwiches, tho. I want one now. Honestly, you could come up to me at any point in my day and offer a good chicken sammy and I’m going to eat it. You could wake me from a nap for a chicken sammy. That’s not normal.
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Whew - one 2020 nightmare down, how many more to go!?! 😂
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IS THIS A REAL TWEET?!? Yall. Oh my gawd, no.
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This has “don’t shoot the solar eclipse” energy.
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You make $60k a year, shut the absolute fuck up.
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My ex husband voted for Trump, when explaining why to our children he told them it was “for their inheritance”. He’s an electrician. WHAT FUCKING INHERITANCE, CHRIS?!? (Our daughter is gay, too.)
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1000% agree! That was a great game!
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Okay, James, Superman is my absolute favorite and I’m super excited YOU (GotG are peak Marvel) are making this film but if you break my heart, I will never forgive you. No pressure.
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Our government would function much better if we could actually hold them accountable.
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If “no” is not given as an option, then it’s rape. Coercion is not consent. Full stop. Yes, that includes lying. Hard truths a lot of men don’t want to accept.
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They aren’t dumb, they are willfully ignorant and they do so to weaponize their own inadequacies because the truth is too fuckin pathetic. They ain’t shit. ❤️- a Southern Woman
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Yall! See, the problem with you Yankee folks is that you make the incorrect assumption of intelligence b/c of your upbringing. Southerners aren’t ignorant so much as they are swimming in pools of mediocrity, audacity and entitlement. Rich white boys pretending to be more important than they are.
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My oldest daughters run the spectrum of GenZ; 1998 & 2011. Same vibe, different font. I am fairly certain this world is not fully prepared for this generation fully realized, but they should get ready. They are superb humans. I cannot wait. And GenA; gtfo. Savages. All of them, in the best way.
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Insanity.
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I’m not in lockdown, but yes, do not leave your house. It’s much safer at home.
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It’s a working theory, but it’s also a working theory.
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I’m driving the bus to hell, gunna go ahead and save you a seat for this one. Welcome. We have cookies.
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Only noobs paid for AOL. LOL
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Amateurs! We just got a new cd from the 7-11, the codes gave you more free hours. God, I miss the baby internet.
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My friend, Roger, is a Rams fan and this also accurately describes him as a person.
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BLASPHEMY!
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My son (he’s 8) and I had a brief convo on the tariffs. He chose a tomato, which we import from Mexico. Once I explained the math, he immediately went “ketchup is gunna be real expensive, then. Good thing I don’t like ketchup.” So easy, even a kid could understand. They didn’t even bother.
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I’m thoroughly enjoying the photo choices on these articles. Just as unhinged as he is.
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Ya know, Boomers in red states (I’m in Oklahoma) are gunna find out real hard on this one. I almost feel bad for them, but then again, I grew up with them so, kinda also don’t. They don’t deserve any less than what they voted to have. I love this for their retirement.
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She was a thief, you gotta belief, she stole my heart and my cat.
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Early 00’s bartender here, if you wanted to serve 151 in your bar in Oklahoma, you had to carry extra insurance.
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I remember when it came WITH THE COMPUTER FOR FREE!!!
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Oklahoman here - what church? Let me turn them in.
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In true irony, Trumps father is an anchor baby, as his grandfather came to the United States illegally. There is some confusion as to his mother’s legality, but irregardless, he’s the son of an anchor baby. If we’re deporting whole families, he can go, too. 😘
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Friendly reminder, newly elected freshman Congressman for Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullins took out a $900k PPE loan in 2020 and then HAD IT FORGIVEN. Oopsies.
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Please don’t assume I am uninformed about the differences in the United States version and the original. It was a statement on how American women took a small movement and turned it into something we could use in our fight against the GOP. MAYBE WE COULD ALSO DO THAT WITH OUR CORRUPT GOVT.
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This is my favorite Pattinson lore; he just makes the most insane shit up and no one is the wiser. Truly epic.
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Trumps grandfather came to this country illegally, so does he deport himself or what?
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That’s how “I met Bob Saget at a gang bang.” My friend Bob told the whole world my story, yall just didn’t know the joke was based on a real life. ❤️
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Why me? You ask and you’re gunna love this answer. I was a cheerleader in high school. He wanted to “gang bang” a cheerleader.