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irreverentdave.bsky.social
@IrreverentDave2 on ... ... Twitter. he/him. 44. part time single Dad. Exvangelicalish. Connoseur of @allietheeditor.bsky.social
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WHO EXHUMES A DEAD BODY AND PUTS HIM ON SOMEONE'S DESK?!

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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

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Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.

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fixed it

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Welcome to America

submitted 651 days ago • 51 comments

Perfect wedding song: "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys

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Presented without context

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I miss when news wasn't breaking

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Jimmy cracked corn and you don't care? Because it kinda seems like you do.

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I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough

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I hate it when they do that.

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💯 #chronicpain #spoonie #neisvoid #chronicillness #medsky #disability

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CARTOONS OF THE DAY 🫤 (Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )

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socks that moan when u match them

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ruined my weed in the salad spinner again

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Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We’ll be taking off shortly. I’d like to remind everyone at this time that life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you

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I want them to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch and give us Jackson Galaxy vs. Ceasar Milan

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I think I would do really well at crying while dramatically removing clown makeup,

submitted 58 days ago • 30 comments

I may have liked your post mere milliseconds after you posted it, but trust me, I'm not a bad stalker. 😏

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

Everyone has a special part of their place dedicated to things they need to throw out but don't know how

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How would you express delight? 6th grade notes folded tight. Jimmy Walker says... Right now, it's good morning, and good night. #vss365 #prompt #delight

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"Hey Charlie, come here." "I'm here, is the coast clear?" "I think so, call Pete." "Pete, come here." "I'm here, is the coast clear?" "We think so, call Frank." "Frank, come here." "I'm here, is the coast clear?"

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There must be some serious money in fake engagement text messages. I'll believe when I see them open this $6,000 bottle of whiskey.

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"We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives...not looking for flaws, but for potential." Ellen Goodman

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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

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OK Clyde, I've added the helicopter noise and you are clear for take off. 🔊🆙️ 🎥: instagram.com/clyde_thebasset

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for the potato fears not death

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I saw this joke so now you all have to live with it too.

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Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.

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mother, i will not be denied my

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At the beginning of this year, I made a resolution to lose 20 lbs. Only 30 more lbs to go!!!

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Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

submitted 64 days ago • 1611 comments

Has anyone said, "Come here, I have a job for you." to a crying baby on a plane?

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I'm always entertained by the dietary lawlessness that occurs between Christmas and New Years. I just walked into the kitchen and saw my firstborn making what he called a 'charcruterie burrito'

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hall & oates sure were like "it's important but not urgent" about cannibalism

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Have you held your cat up and sung to them as though they were Simba on pride Rock yet today or are you mean?

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I'm sorry for the person I became when DMX said "1, 2 meet me outside"

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Hear me out: subtitles but it’s the name of each character and it follows them around on the screen because I’m inattentive and have poor face recognition and I can’t remember who 2/3 of these people are

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Kinda like Samson, but my strength flows from my robust pubic thatch.

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A mature Bald Eagle had no problem in spotting my lens through the tall grass on a cliff edge. Available in print & Greeting Card format at micheljssoucy.photodeck.com © Michel JS Soucy www.youtube.com/@michelsoucy2343 #photography #nature #wildlife #raptors #baldeagles #bekind

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