jacklejohnson.bsky.social
Music Producer and stuff.
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No. The real reason would be primarily, fox news. Followed by alt right “news” orgs.
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He’s doing what he can to stay out of jail. As soon as these wars and conflicts are over he has court date.
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Back in my day, people would post the template to encourage other people’s creativity. I must be gettin old.
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That pic is lit.
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Wait… This war is still happening? Someone said that it was going to stop on January 21st.
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Tell us who it is so we can follow them.
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They need to make up that scratch somehow.
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I mean couldn’t the parents catch a manslaughter charge if there’s an aggressive enough DA? In the name of the you, the you and the holy you, amen.
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We gotta send him in to get them out.
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giiiirl. Two shots. The first was really bad for me. Do that shit on Friday afternoon so you can recover over the weekend. The second one I got a couple of years later and was fine. Good luck.
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I must have counted 30 loops when he did meatspin.
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I guess trying to steal White Boy Rick’s look was an error in judgment.
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hmmmmm… so this is okay?
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That would mean her parents ordered it to be delivered to that house. Is the delivery person supposed to guess where to deliver it?
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Nah, cuz. It’s over.
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I don’t know if it’s just funny or the funniest thing ever that he’s literally a parody of himself and he has no idea.
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Anyone on the Jumbotron in Chiefs gear got booed.
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Is that bitch tryin out for Big Brother 27?
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Oh my god. Kuato from Total Recall is growing out of that little boy’s stomach.
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Well. The least we could do is update the wiki so the Deepwater Horizon event is linked to the gulf of america instead of the Gulf of Mexico.
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Wait. Can’t you just hit them with plagues or something?
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We should start calling them Gobble. That’s the sound they make with donald’s balls in their throat.
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I made a list in 2023:
Dumpster
Knockers
Sissy
Turd
Cock
Kumquat
Corncob
Girth
Jism
Herpes
Raggedy
Grundle
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WARNING: Stinky Farts. Loves Hugs & High-5s.
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It looks like Bob Ross threw an artist’s palette at a wall and donald zip lined face first into it.
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Damn. I usually get the flu shot every other year as well. I think I might get it every year now.
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I got the flu vaccine in October. My wife didn’t a tested positive for flu last week. I ended up feeling symptoms start on Saturday. Yesterday, 103.8 fever. The flu is no joke.
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Hey @godpod.bsky.social, you’ve got a smiter on you omnipotent… hands??? How are you gonna blaspheme in a post created by the almighty himself??? This isn’t something that can be fixed with confession and some random number of Hail Mary’s. I think you might be lookin at some purgatory.
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I can’t speak much on the specific technical details of onboarding DOGE staff, but I can tell you they’re dickheads.
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@hcrichardson.bsky.social??? pfft. You have a book over 2700 years old that over 5 billion people have read. Let’s see @hcrichardson.bsky.social do that.
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I don’t know, God. The people that can afford to go to the Super Bowl are in a different tax bracket. They might be passengers on the trump train.
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Nice. You and trump have something in common.
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I put it on.
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Sup, Erbowl?
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But this superb owl is everything owl enthusiasts hoped…
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That all depends. Who you got in the Super Bowl?
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That’s Catherine Zeta Jones, baby boy.
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Nah, son. You wanna make them feel better by being accepted instead of making them feel like shit for voting for him?
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Please tell me it was these stairs.
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You strike me as the kind of person that would carry scented candles and essential oils to mask the shit smell.
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… they voted for trump. Common sense is not a strength.
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I’ll put a brick right through their windshield.
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Sink them. It will stop.
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I wonder how Caitlyn feels about people that murder other people with cars…
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Did you forget who the leader of the GOP is. The Keystone Cops were more competent.