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this shit sucks so much, most of us have lived through at least 3 other recessions now im just so sick of this shit they just keep stealing our future from us

Every so often, it just comes back to me in full force. The political and economic order that allowed this man to come to power is obviously no longer tenable. The leaders who let it happen obviously have to be replaced. This is an epoch defining failure and we have to turn the page completely.

What a great time to impeach and convict the president.

i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh

remember what i said about RFK Jr. being a eugenicist first and foremost? www.marketwatch.com/story/agency...

Pentagon Cuts All Employees With Weak Jawlines

*gazes wistfully out a window*

I have said since Trump starting laying the groundwork for the Big Lie in the first part of 2020 that he would not leave office willingly. I have been correct so far. And I'm telling you again he will not leave office willingly. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.

We will not be distracted. We will not be discouraged. We’ve got our eyes on the prize. And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve. The time to organize is now. OcasioCortez.com

Carney: "The old relationship we had with the United States based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation is over."

Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.

Talk of firing or resigning is one thing. But if they were regular employees, they would face investigation & prosecution. No reason their principals, people who hold security clearances, shouldn’t. Or is the legacy of the “but her emails” guy going to be nat’l security no longer matters?

"Hold up. Hegseth is texting again."

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Just saying: if Lloyd Austin had done this, every GOP lawmaker would call for his resignation by close-of-business the same day, and they'd probably have it.

Jessica: I don’t ever want hear “but her emails” again

EZ-Pass Toll Violation -- You have an outstanding toll. Your toll account balance is outstanding. If you fail to pay by March 24, 2025, you will be added to the Houthi PC small group

Jeffrey Goldberg ending up in that group chat:

Signal HQ today

Easter falling on 420 this year is so funny to me

holy shit www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

I’m old enough to remember when Secretary Hegseth tried to publicly mock Judge Reyes—suggesting that she didn’t know what she was doing when it comes to protecting our national security. It was … two days ago.

Everyone involved in this atrocity down to the individual ICE agents is a criminal and must face justice.

imagine explaining to someone in 2016 that Bill Kristol had united in a AOC/Bernie popular front against fascism

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

This is just the worst week. www.wsj.com/us-news/educ...

NEW: The FBI's biggest, most important field office has been reprioritized to a single task: redacting the Jeffrey Epstein files. By me in @vanityfair.com... www.vanityfair.com/news/story/e...

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

How three alleged Tesla vandals got caught Automatic license plate readers, Instagram captions, and fingerprints. 🔗 www.404media.co/how-three-al...

Fascinating look at how deeply surveilled we all are and how dogged law enforcement can follow the tiniest bread crumbs to capture perpetrators they prioritize. In other news, the person who planted pipe bombs in Washington DC ahead of January 6th is still unidentified.

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Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up

this is a straightforward delusion

read the JFK files and page 56 states the CIA mentioned; “taylor swift gay” in a meeting with JFK.

One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law

We reported on this a few days ago, but I want to point out this headline because this is where we are at. A bill in Arkansas would ban gender affirming HAIRCUTS for transgender youth. HAIRCUTS. This is a straight up North Korea state sanctioned hairstyle proposed law for youth.

Under the Bush administration the demand was “we must have the unreviewable power to kill or secretly imprison any person on the face of the Earth based on undisclosed criteria that leads us to conclude the person is an enemy combatant.” We were invited to trust the government to make that call./1

At the risk of being a parody of myself I think the roots to the "new" misogyny lie in the theology of slavery and the rationalization of mass rape for centuries by people who thought of themselves as the most devout people in the country www.liberalcurrents.com/guys-win-and...

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

twitter hetlors calling baby #3 “little netanyahu” is sending me

Full acceptance speech from Taylor ❤️