jarvisnumberone.bsky.social
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Good luck trying to wrigley out of that predicament…
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Couldn’t see the wood for the trees?
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Not going to lie, the first 8 words of this post had me thinking this story was going in a different direction…
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“Once when I was backpacking around the foothills of mount tibidabo…”
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It was a Roman kick, completely different…
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“Loved apple pies”
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Gulf of Erectile Dysfunction?
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Horny or Hornby
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Tjurd
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Less Airbnb, more air atm…
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What a ranker
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Beano for Deano
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Maybe he was suffering from “a no rack-phobia”
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Just looks like the music video to “merry Christmas everyone” by shakin’ Stevens to me…
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“Could not keep myself hard in the cold moulding agent”… strange way to refer to the wife…
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Something tells me your wife never comes first…
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The truth Hertz
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That was a close shave
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Grand theft drawer-bro
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Did you travel first class?
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Prime shithousery
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Give him a break
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You didn’t baulk at the opportunity to take the cue to have a rest and give him a break.
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So if he’s not your best friend, is he more like a… fringe friend?
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Didn’t vote for something in their manifesto? I think that’s grounds for a petition!!!
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Wanksy
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You just wanted some peas and quiet…
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My mum always said I’d go blind if riffled too much.
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Bet she’s got a bone in her mouth whilst you’re out as well
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When farmers are “asset rich but cash poor” we are supposed to feel sympathy, but someone on universal credit with an iPhone and a flat screen tv should be getting rid of their assets to pay the bills? 🤔
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Blocking the roads in their £150k tractors, because “they are cash poor”, isn’t the zinger they might think…