jfigueroadelgado.bsky.social
Latino writer of fiction, theater, poetry, and nonfiction in English (in Spanish as J. Delgado Figueroa). Former robotics researcher, Carnegie Mellon U. Relocated to South Carolina from Pittsburgh via my beloved Minnesota. Legally blind.
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Oh, my, what a HOT man you are! I'm too old to chase someone any longer, but you make me wish I were much younger to enjoy that hard piece! And the rest of you? HOT, HOT DAMN, MAN , you are a DAMN HOT MAN. Best wishes, Claudio!
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Gasp. Only in South Calamity. As a transplanted northerner on his 30th year in SC (Lindsey and Uncle Tim territory), death by any means in SC is redundant.
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Not just the moves: your dangling balls banging against that ass, sexy, hot as fucking hell!
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**Long live the king?** **LONG LIVE?** Shush your mouth!
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Not all is lost. I'm postponing my jump from a tall oceanside mountain.
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¡Qué chula tu maceta, mijo!
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I do.
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From MAGA to MASA? Not while Masa Trump is around.
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Have they given any reason, however absurd, for closing it? Were they searching for copies of Julianne Moore's children's book? A copy of Profiles in Courage to urinate on? Jimmy Hoffa? The second shooter?
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BlueSky needs to include an emoji other than the heart, which implies agreement more than "like." The emoji(s) should be a vomit, a scared face, and/or a tearful face. They would be perfect for news such as this.
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As the deceased LaWanda Page (Aunt Esther in Sanford & Son) used to say at Redd Foxx's comedy store in La Brea, "Somebody say 'Amen,' motherf**ker!"
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Irony, that Trumpism has created a parody of pataphysics by (de)constructively making thinking unfashionable.
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I could fit those two meaty balls in my mouth at the same time before licking and sucking on each separately and slithering up to deep throat that spear. It's been a long time, but I'm sure I still have it in me. Or could have it in me...
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Little Marco, who until recently hated everything Russian because of what the USSR did to Cuba.
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Fret not, dear man. The new secretary already blamed you upon returning from the Daytona 500 while the Delta plane crashed in Canada...
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Elonald: the coexistence of opposing yet symbiotic parasitic forces. Tutto è ironia! εἰρωνεία!
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But didn't you hear? Musk is not in charge of DOGE! He does nothing! He ha no authority to do anything! That's what Trump's buffoons said in court, so it must be true. Are you going to believe them or Trump's own assertions to the contrary the past month?
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Only if it involves piss f*cking.
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Elonald: the coexistence of opposing yet symbiotic parasitic forces. Tutto è ironia! εἰρωνεία! And strangely enough, the law inhibits the governor from taking action against what Trump started. Theater of the absurd indeed, Samuel Beckett! Ionesco! Pirandello!
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They don't want us to study history so they can repeat it without having anyone questioning or comparing it to what happened before. Tragic.
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As we say in Italian, c'è speranza!
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You have great moves. Love the rhythm.
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I chuckled with The Book of Vice. I, too, write books, mostly fiction. In one of my tragicomedies, set in Puerto Rico after Maria, I mention Trump's mercy and empathy--the lack thereof.
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RFKJr's brain worm must have jumped over into his bullet razed ear. Then again, the brain worm would not have found a brain on which to feast.
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Bravo! I certainly could not have said it better.
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A dangerous one. This one doesn't just kick with his hind legs.
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I follow you on IG, but you are so overdressed there! (I know, I know. Glad you are fully bare here.)
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Followed by the resentful, indifferent and deluded.
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Oh, brother, if Ely wasn't ready for this, hell has really frozen over!
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Mr Acosta, in this play an immigrant is at risk of losing his work permit as a cab driver: a Latino Republican passenger makes it even worse. 2019 Downtown Urban Arts Festival, NY. I think it has become even more relevant today.
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I agree with you, but I have a serious heart condition and don't want to leave my loved ones behind over Elonald... Anger on, my friend, anger on!
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CINO.
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I read that abomination, and I have my own tracking notes. My fear must give way to my indifference or I will go crazy.
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The Turd Reich's Bormann.
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For me it's been a long time, but I used to love feeling balls bounce against my ass and my balls banging against someone else's ass. Those look absolutely incredible. Thanks for sharing.
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My fellow Puerto Rican is on the march. In this play of mine, an African immigrant in South Carolina is at risk of losing his work permit; a Republican passenger makes it even worse. Finalist, 2019 Downtown Urban Arts Festival, NY.
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Es teu pinto???
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Delicia! Saboroso!
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Beautiful. Just beautiful. Thanks for posting.
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Such beauties! Balls are my weakness; yours are spectacular.
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Oh, plump meaty balls! My uncontrolled weakness. Thanks for sharing.