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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them — theonion.com/democratic-l...

Worst. Episode. EVER.

Suggesting people are "addicted" to SSRIs is akin to suggesting that diabetics are "addicted" to insulin.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.

Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.

logging on every morning to see if I still have a country

This

A few notes: • Signal cannot protect you from an betraying chat partner • Signal cannot protect you from device management spyware • Signal cannot protect you from your own device • Signal cannot protect you from your chat partner's device • Signal offers PRIVACY not ANONYMITY

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

The Republicans hold majorities in both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court and hold the White House and they could pass basically whatever agenda they would care to enact, but they have instead decided on a unique strategy of letting someone unelected do crimes all over the federal government.

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

Opinion | Republican policies will increase the cost of nearly everything I buy, while lavishing benefits onto billionaires. But Democrats are insufficiently racist. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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Another day, another opportunity to be reminded of how good Transformers can be when in the right hands.

Past Me had some pretty good advice on how to deal with <gestures at everything>

All I can really say at this point is if everyone isn't watching how trans people have lost basic rights and protections on a scale that hasn't been seen in decades in the span of 72 hours and realizing that even if you aren't trans there's nothing stopping it from happening to you, you're a fool

Newsletter: The DeepSeek situation is a moment that should fill Silicon Valley with shame, a monument to the lack of vision and herd mentality of the American tech industry. OpenAI and Anthropic have no moat, no business, no innovation, and I believe no future. www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/

"the freest country in the world," I repeat to myself as I ask my landlord of I'm allowed to have a cat and my boss if I'm allowed to get a piercing

This by Dan Savage is I think important to keep top of mind. It speaks to the point I made earlier that bad news is never the only news.

National Beef Council Debuts New ‘You’re Supposed To Feel Like That’ Campaign — theonion.com/national-bee...

You can call him Trump. I will mildly roll my eyes if you use a nickname like Drumpf or the Orange Mussolini or whatever. But I will block you if you call him or the people around him something gross and ableist or fatphobic or transphobic.

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

SPD Announces It’s On Track to Meet 2025 Staffing Goals After All Thanks to New Pool of 1,500 Candidates: bit.ly/3PMzrxE

My most viral tweet in the old place was a Shakespeare/technology joke. I feel like this is an apt quote, given where things are today:

“We’re honestly pretty excited that there’s an American president who finally sees how much better this country would be if millions of European immigrants just got on a boat back to where they came from, preferably of the same size, structural integrity and trajectory as the Titanic.”

no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it

I feel like I could be a know-nothing-ass CEO for a fraction of what these clowns get paid

I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE. 🧵

I refuse to shut up about this: NYC started charging $9 to bring a car into our most transit-rich zone, the haters & trolls predicted doom, but traffic evaporated instantly and here’s Times Square tonite (even after the holiday tourists have left). For a better future, build transit & price driving!

This week fire departments across the Pacific Northwest—including Seattle's—sent hundreds of firefighters to California to help as many Los Angeles residents as possible not lose their homes and then think for even a moment about moving up here.

Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

i liked the cybertruck bomber story much better when the theory was that the truck Just Did That

Bluesky Holdout Just Not Sure If It’s Controlled by Shitty Enough Rich Asshole Yet: bit.ly/40cKxkn

wow you guys are right this dog kicks ass

if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house