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johnthegreat.bsky.social
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Seems like this email could severely backfire, in that it demonstrates the utter toothlessness of DOGE’s absurd directives. The question that kills DOGE has always been “Wait, are you the boss of me? Says what law?” and now Elon is forcing a lot of people to ask it.

So a TON of the replies to Elon's stupid "5 bullets describing what you did that week" are just gonna be - yo mama - yo mama - yo mama - yo mama - yo mama

Oh this motherfucker knows *exactly* what he's doing

This is about the hildibrand quests

There's also an email in there for anyone who wants to "help" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

with biden, we had egg

Well, I feel a lot safer. ... ...no, for real - THIS wormy little dork is TOP COP now? If I was a criminal I'd be planning so many crimes 😅

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

This is a very good point. It's easy to want to say why can't we be like France, but the US is fundamentally different on a lot of levels.

Mitch McConnell announced his retirement after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.

It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

Hmm. Yea that's gonna be a problem. I'm a film critic 😅

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make it stopppppppppp

There are about 100 or so prominent Nazi accounts on Twitter who are disproportionately responsible for the rise of neo-Nazism in the US and liberals should place a high priority on identifying them, and removing them from the public discourse

Black Mage Uptime: Pure of heart, thou art casting Fire IV and we applaud you for that. Pictomancer Uptime: “I need to draw one more hammer motif” Nonsense sold to the masses. Draw the boss pregnant, can thou accomplish such a task? Depict in lavish glory Brute Bomber pregnant.

Horizon Zero Dawn definitely got it right that a malignant tech billionaire with main character syndrome would kill the world

So The Mouse is posting up "We have the first $100M movie of the year" of #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld; which a halfway skeptical press would stick a dozen asterisks on (reshoots, marketing) but basically means "We're standing by this as a 'W' whereas we took 'THE MARVELS' on the chin."

The Hundreds of Beavers VFX cut is on blu-ray and I literally don't even understand how those wizards got this footage to work. If I tried to do this, Adobe would shoot me with a gun

don't print lies in the newspaper

built a device to tell me when deep space nine is playing on a nearby screen, i call it the odometer

[Old doodle] Everyone: Exarch, take a nap. Exarch: I’m not tired. Everyone: Illustration - #ffxiv #FFXIVART #crystalexarch #grahatia #fanart #anime

Most people in the US have no idea about the attacks on federally funded science or our government institutions. Many (or most!) of your family, coworkers, neighbors, and friends have no idea. My own MAGA dad thinks DOGE is just identifying waste, and that nothing has been cut. We have to tell them.

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

A LESBIAB #ffxiv #ffxivart

This masterpiece by @miracleofsound.bsky.social youtu.be/KQrEfkoTkpA?...

You know, social media sucks and all, but I am very tired of all this doomer shit I'm seeing everywhere that's like "oh well can't counter social media misinformation, it's too hard, the world is over" Bad guy domination of mass media is not historically unprecedented. Go build relationships

This is where you go to tell the National Park Service to restore the word "transgender" in its entry on the Stonewall monument. (Scroll down.)

I wrote about EIS in Wanderers, and studied them for writing that book, and trust me when I tell you, these are really, really, really not the people you want to lose.

It is clear that a lot of the existing leadership of the liberal order is largely weak, indecisive, risk-averse, and ineffectual. This is not proof of the failure of political liberalism, but it does mean that much of today's leadership is going to have to be replaced with militant liberals.

PSA: It’s not okay to bash writers for sharing links to their works on Amazon. I know Amazon is shitty but it’s not on writers who are just trying to survive to change a whole distribution system that is deeply ingrained, no matter how bad that system is.

Bill Burr spitting fire.

One way to ensure the DOJ scandal gets press is to have it simultaneously wipe out the DOJ and the Democratic Party leadership, which is pretty much the optimal outcome.

If America actually commits war crimes against Canada there is absolutely nothing to stop a select few Canadians from crossing that wide open invisible border, being indistinguishable from an American citizen, and taking out strategic high value propaganda targets.

Evergreen writing tip from John Swartzwelder (creator of a tons of classic The Simpsons episodes, plus some very funny novels). This is from a rare interview, by Mike Sacks of The New Yorker, 2001. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

California: Schiffy finally cleaned out his DC voicemail inbox! Fill it up again: (202) 224-3841

The news cycle is going to bombard you to hide the fact that you are winning on multiple fronts. If they smother wins with new attacks, you will forget you can win.

This is reason enough for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social to face a credible primary challenge.

"Your Narcissist-in-Chief has decreed that my countrymen and I have the choice of becoming destitute, vassals or enemies. I’m choosing the latter." vancouversun.com/news/opinion...

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

my analysis is that you can get away with not paying your bill for a really long time but eventually the power company will send somebody to shut your lights off