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jshlemmer.bsky.social
He/him. TTRPG and Wargaming goblin. All opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.
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Parasight and Jones, new members of my Delaque gang! #necromunda #warhammer

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗗 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗘 "𝘗𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘉𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘋𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘖𝘧𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵" #huntertheparenting

AOC has them sputtering mad because she’s educating people on constitutional rights. You don’t see them freaking out at Jeffries for talking about egg prices.

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

happy presidents day

Now for the less subtle change. Full blown desperado. #warhammer #40k #gsc #nerdlings #converting #warhammercommunity #genestealers #sculpting #greenstuff

Finally think I'm done sculpting on this fella.

WIP of hobbit hole book nook. I was hoping this could double as a display for some LotR minis but I underestimated how much space everything was going to take up.

Painted up a Hobbit hole for a book nook.

🎉🎉🎉

Finished painting this orc warrior with large...muscles. Tried to focus on getting better at painting skin then had fun with inking. #miniaturepainting

Still more to do but still chipping away and this large lad. Just gotta do the arm then integrate the fleshy bits more around the model.

My wife has had really terrible pain and health issues since December and she still managed to finish this quilt today during that time and I'm blown away.

When a company with more money than god resorts to this instead of hiring an artist or putting together a photo shoot, it really drives home how much gen ai is about consolidating wealth

Reasons you should put your pronouns in your bluesky bio 1. The more cis people do it the more it gives cover to trans people 2. Your avatar is a tree or a bird or something? I actually don't know what to call u 3. The Government is trying to make it illegal and that makes it extremely punk rock

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If anyone wanted to get me a birthday present you could join me in giving Cantwell an email and a call.

WE MADE A THING FOR #BossRushJam2025 PLAY THE THING. (this is why I haven't posted a lot of painting over the last month). evelwyn.itch.io/the-good-the... @evelwyn.bsky.social and Trevo (whom I don't have an account to tag)

My first released game, FlyKnight, is out NOW!!! First person dungeon crawler soulslike 1-4 players online coop Linear campaign Good graphics Has fishing ONLY 6€ Get it on flyknight.net

ok confession time. I was the guy who told rfk that you're supposed to gargle the heroin

FYI google have now stopped "-ai" working at the end of your search string. So put this at the end (after a space) instead: &udm=14 Fuck you #google. #AI

For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

🏳️‍⚧️‼️ TRANS FOLK IN THE GAMES INDUSTRY‼️🏳️‍⚧️ If you are in need of work, please share your portfolio here! If you are not trans but you see this - donate $5 to Trans Lifeline and I will match your donation! translifeline.org

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

This... 💙⚔️🎨

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

The best Lovecraft creatures are the Mi-Go, because they're six-foot tall Crab-shrimp-dragonfly-mushrooms that want to extract your brain and put it in a jar solely so they can take it on an interstellar voyage and show you cool stuff

i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion

You are strong, my trans brothers and sisters. You are a 100 ton assault platform with twin 120mm autocanons. YOU CANNOT BE STOPPED #battletech #mechwarrior #ttrpg #minipainting #miniatures #transrights

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

Sculpted a couple of brains on my Dark Mech Castalax. #warhammer