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Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it

Putting this here so I can read it later, when it will matter less if elevated blood pressure causes my arteries to explode.

Pope Francis' examples of kindness, compassion, humility, and accountability transcend religion. His was a critical voice at a critical time, for Catholics and those not associated with the Chuch. May we all honor his legacy.

I don't really care what the "political consequences" are of fighting for the proposition that *everyone* is entitled to due process before they are removed from the United States and sent to a Salvadoran prison. It's not really a principle if you only adhere to it when it's politically expedient.

Same.

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

Reupping this piece I wrote a couple of weeks ago about what happens when a judge makes a contempt finding & refers it to fed’l prosecutors, but they decline to prosecute the case. joycevance.substack.com/p/contempt-b11

🚨Here is Judge Boasberg's opinion finding that he has probable cause that the government in CRIMINAL contempt for defying his orders on March 15: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

it’s weird that we’re staring down the second unprecedented economic catastrophe in five years and instead of a novel coronavirus that will go on to kill millions of people this one is just “no one was willing to tell him no”

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

Social Security lost 7,000 employees over the last two months under Trump and Musk. They are planning to fire thousands more and shut down offices across the country. Our elders and people living with disabilities deserve dignity and respect. Not this. We must keep fighting to stop these cuts!

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

My dream is to put a banana tree on every corner next to the cannabis dispensary. Pluck, pay, peel. Will the SBA still exist to give me a loan for this?

They are just disappearing people off the street. Having a hard time thinking about literally anything else.

I wouldn't blame them if they showed up, packed it up, screamed, " We hate you!", and slammed the door.

'Howdy' is an alteration of "how do ye."

UPDATE: From the original poster of the letter on FB:

Online now: The gut microbiota-immune-brain axis: Therapeutic implications Online now:

Being a historian, people ask me if I think the US is living through Germany 1933. I answer no, analogies are always imperfect but to me it feels more like Russia 1999: a blatant theft of state assets and liberals in a fugue state, refusing to believe the arc of progress is bending against them.

Rep. Melanie Stansbury 🏆

I am the Rogue National Park Ranger. Thanks to DOGE’s staffing cuts we’ve seen a sharp rise in tourists having their picnic baskets stolen by a bear

Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.

Schiff: This is not who we are. We don’t bully an ally. We don’t take the side of a dictator. We’re just not what we saw displayed by the President of the United States today. I would say to our allies around the world that what they witnessed today might be Donald Trump, but it is not America.

Dolly Parton is a god damn National treasure.

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

Valor Danielle Sassoon, Acting U.S. attorney for SDNY - refuses to drop Adams charges and resigns John Keller, Acting head of DOJ Public Integrity Section - refuses and resigns Kevin Driscoll, Acting head of DOJ Criminal Division - refuses and resigns www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore BASH: You are the government

Every decent human being at the Super Bowl should take a knee during the National Anthem.

And their families' health and safety placed in jeopardy?

1/ ❗Really chilling. Thanks to Sen. Mark Warner, for releasing Memo from acting deputy attorney general Emil Bove to FBI leadership ordering the purge. -Memo is a clear abuse of power and weaponization of DOJ -Memo bolsters FBI lawsuits filed today. VERY clear the list is for retaliatory purposes

Crockett: “I’m tired of the white tears. If you’re competent you’re not concerned. When you compare me to Greene/Boebert there’s no comparison… The only ppl crying are mediocre white boys beaten out by people that had to work much harder.” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DFp8K0M...

Here are my top 10 favorite winter dogs of all time! youtube.com/shorts/R2CCK...

(h/t: @the.language.nerds)

Just a reminder: as a lawyer you don’t have to do immoral things for the client. You can quit.

Folks, I know it’s hard to keep up with all the hubbub about POTUS and his executive orders/legislation. Here’s a POTUS tracker that streamlines it into one link. potustracker.lukewin.es/index.html

Sent the Bishop a lovely thank you note, then bought her book on bravery. She’s a gem. Trump’s a big, whiney baby.