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justingallivan.bsky.social
A gentleman in the streets, a freak in the skeets
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From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

submitted 14 hours ago • 179 comments

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

submitted 15 hours ago • 876 comments

Interesting list. Everyone but actual consumers.

submitted 18 hours ago • 40 comments

Interesting thing for the President to say about a person who, according the government’s lawyers, “has no actual or formal authority to make government decisions himself” and “only has the ability to advise the President, or communicate the President’s directives.”

submitted 21 hours ago • 342 comments

Democrats should all start making the jerk off motion when asked about anything Trump-related, just to see how it gets described. “Controversial gesture that suggests self-pleasuring”

submitted 21 hours ago • 143 comments

Actual introspection would require asking whether the business model of R1 universities makes sense at all. I've been saying for years that it's effectively a Ponzi scheme reliant on an ever-increasing NIH budget. Rather than fix it, institutions blindly followed the (very bad) incentives.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I think I know what's happening to all the eggs

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

One of the biggest cryptocurrency exchanges in the world just lost $1.4 billion (with a B) to a hack. This is 5x as much as the previous largest exchange hack in history.

submitted 1 day ago • 85 comments

Who could have thought that a man whose trademark saying was “You’re fired” would go through with it?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry daddy couldn’t be here for your medical emergency honey but he had to call an astronaut a slur and then do drugs

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

submitted 2 days ago • 5078 comments

*Queensrÿche voice* "I am smiling next to you, in..."

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 3 days ago • 211 comments