kboourns.bsky.social
Just a man, standing in front of his phone, asking it to not autocoreect everything baldly.
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Definitely expecting to see a weird spider metal form coming out of the mist all waroftheworldsy and suchlike.
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What about those who say okey doodly diddly?
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I got nothing. Obviously they don’t give a hoot about me (although maybe it’s because I’m East coast).
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When you buy a Tesla truck, you’re buying a piece of shit designed by a seven year old Nazi. Just walk ye lazy nuggets.
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Yep. I saw that today and immediately unfollowed.
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I only just squeaked on on this one. Brain not functioning today.
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It’s definitely a ducking Nazi.
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I was not far off disaster.
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Similar energy…
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A man’s a man fer aa that.
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Unless of course they are a jockey in which case “stay on that damned horse and earn your keep”.
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Play…
After a year of that I got fed up and said I wanted to play brass, and wanted specifically to play trumpet. He said I had “the wrong shape of mouth” and made me play euphonium.
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I was asked to try out for the band in first year at secondary school. My music teacher asked me what I wanted to play and I said Saxaphone so he “tried me out” with various woodwind reeds and mouthpieces. He said I had the “wrong shape of mouth” for saxaphone, and ended up making me okay bassoon.
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I bought a banjo during lockdown in 2020 with the intent to learn to play it “properly”. I have, as yet, not done so.
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Do NOT tell him about Baxters then.
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Happy New Year Mr. The Shark. Hope 2025 brings you good times and many delectable looking rock formations which endanger teefs with their tasty sweet vibes.
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Mr Cedar Flanagan III looks like he has made himself at home also. Very good to see. ❤️
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Appreciate the sentiment, but I’m no spring chicken. Was 27 at the time. Unless of course you were talking about the ice rink closing down.
And yes, I use humour as a coping mechanism. 😁
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A pair of Norwegian ice skates when I was 11. Only problem was, the ice rink closed five months later…
Worst Christmas Day 1998 as my dad passed away at 8am.
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So you could “say what you want” as long as it was festive? You could have Pretended to be Christmassy Hynde.
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You have no need to apologise. It was that bugger Benchley. He has a lot to answer for in the sharky world.
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Aye. They need to have a Wordle with themselves.
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Festive joke for your Christmas staff thing.
How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
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I went off cab drivers after the Lenny Kravitz song. Screw that misogynist donkey.
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I was close to throwing my phone in the bin…
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100% agree
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I was in Primary 3 when my sister gave MY Orinoco cuddly toy to a new “friend” of hers in her Primary 4 class. Never saw him again. I was gutted.
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I feel like your choice of consonants in guesses 3 and 4 could say a thing or two. 🤣
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My orange boy telling everyone to relax, have a beverage of your choice and enjoy the coming weekend.
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It was a toughie today…
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I mean, I would have led with warm beer and pickled eggs personally, but then I am Scottish.
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She is a cutiepie for sure, but boy does she know it.
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My Chiquita has tried various jobs.
Short order chef, plumber, cabinet fitter and tumble drier repaircat to name but four.
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I am sure you had a CATalog of complaints from them.
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A weird offshoot of Wordle. Guess others third words… 😁
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Well, I said that in my head in the voice of Kermit the Frog so there’s weird and then there’s weird.
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Aye, you obviously haven’t seen my handwriting.
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That upper has awfy thick ankles.
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I wonder if my MySpace account is still active…
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It is indeed, but it’s not exactly brain science.