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I command spacecraft exploring the far reaches of the cosmos and bribe my dog to go to her crate. Honestly, I mostly just comment and reskeet.
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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

They actually did this this is all so horrible, illegal and incredibly stupid

You don't have to wonder why his numbers are tanking, almost everyone immediately recognizes an idiot boss who wastes everyone's time instead of doing something useful

This was the moment, just over a month ago, when the ADL could've put an end to Republicans doing Nazi salutes. They didn't. They chose instead to provide cover by calling it "an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm." Now the sieg heil salute has been normalized. The ADL literally had ONE JOB.

If people were really just dying from chronic diseases then how come they weren’t dying from their chronic diseases until after March, 2020?

The President who was doing flyovers at Daytona and golfing through his presidency wants an accounting of every federal employee’s work week or they will be fired. This while Elon Musk won’t account for any of his time to Congress.

remember when all the cab drivers were all, plz don’t completely uber-ize your major city, the prices are artificially low and if they run us out of town, it’ll be no time at all til they jack up the prices, give you a shittier experience, and fewer options for rides and make hailing a cab, once…

Republican events for a month now (including Inauguration Day!) have featured a prominent Nazi salute & legacy media outlets ignore it. Seems like a trend worth covering, no? Maybe access to the Nazi party shouldn't be prioritized??

I want to see city halls full of rumpled retired people ready to skeletonize a recalcitrant congressperson in 30 seconds, all across America

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

No matter how preposterous, the Times headlines nearly every Trump story as if it were written by the White House comms team.

you couldn't make the "brain on drugs" PSA today because the drugs are cheaper than the eggs

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

Unfortunately you have to primary everyone, not just because they don't have what it takes to fight, but because they don't have what it takes to rebuild. Last thing you want is them to win by default and then tread water until the next Trump comes to power

crash everyone's 401k as they're being laid off

fellas is it good when you fire 50k people when markets are already dooming

it is cool how this is illegal and that does not make it into the headline at all

Unironically, these letters are a good example of how we’re ruled by evil men now. It would have cost them nothing to be at least slightly sympathetic. “Hey man, we know this is rough, but we have to tighten our belts and…” They instead deliberately made them as cruel as possible.

Nate Silver 🤝 Noah Smith Knowing nothing about the past, skimming Wikipedia and not doing the reading, and assuming they’ve invented a new way of understanding human history

Musk is a real liability for congressional GOP. Make them squirm.

Genuinely hope someone took away that kevlar toddler he lugs around with him all the time

elon appears to be going through his timeline and manually hiding posts from the mother of his child instead of responding to her urgent requests for help?

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

Just an endless string of Nancy Pelosis begging the Trump cabinet to invoke the 25th amendment instead of impeaching him

Fuuuuuuuuuuck This is what ended Bosh's career. I hope to god that Wemby gets treatment that's effective

I love it when our nazi crackhead shadow president screams slurs at astronauts when they push back on his insane lies

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

Basically everything happening right now is to kneecap the government so that corporations can buy off and privatize everything www.americanprogress.org/article/trum...

Okay this is another point in the column of “Trump thinks all the tariffs are in effect and his staff is lying to him”

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

Normalize calling Republicans Nazis.

If Trump wants to call himself a king and every Republican is on board with it then it leaves a wide opening for one party to stand for the spirit of the nation, simple as

no sympathy for oathbreakers

“I am a king and my will is law” isn’t a clever distraction from what he’s doing, it’s the central underlying justification for everything he’s doing.

"Well, everyone knows America's foundational myth is that we don't have a king. What this administration presupposes is... what if it wasn't?"

I'm normally cynical about politicians but this is statesmanship. It is affirming republican civic virtue. Not irony-poisoned snark, not focus-grouped talking points. The oath to the Constitution matters, and it's time to speak plainly and earnestly about how our fundamental principles are at stake.

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

it appears Delaware Dems and the (also Dem) governor are attempting to rip up Delaware corporate law so they can give 55 billion dollars to Elon Musk, with a bill written by Elon's own lawyers www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/02/...

I feel like Congressional Dems and maybe even some Republicans should be upset that the president is calling himself a king. And is acting as if he were a king. And maybe that should result in the tiniest disruption to the congressional schedule.

Two messaging options to consider below, which works better? Senate Dems: we stand ready to unite in bipartisanship to move America forward Governor Pritzker: *beheads a Republican* Sic Semper Tyrannis

The right has spent decades defunding and censoring education, eviscerating local news, and dumping billions into targeted propaganda campaigns in new media. People need to understand that reality just isn't even ACCESSIBLE to large swaths of Americans. Not an exaggeration.