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definitive evidence that i am not a trans man! lol

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This is a sitting Commissioner of the FCC. Reader, he immigrated from Canada.

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How they negotiate physical proximity on crowded sidewalks.

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Thank you for your service and the life you lived among us

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Pixar, Dreamworks and Disney just got elbowed in the face by an indie studio from Latvia The indies are taking it back baby

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Another one bites the dust. Frog Bikes leaving the North American market. #bikeshoplife #familycycling #bikebust

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You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.

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Also things that only happen in America example number 1,000,000 🤦

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Confirmed with a source. Here's a screenshot of the email sent to staff today.

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nextdoor started sending me daily email digests i never asked for, but i'm really glad they did. someone just posted a photo of a parked car with a door open like "hey heads up in case this is your car." someone asked if they closed it. they said "no, because what if i close it and the car explodes"

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Egg drop soup Egg clumsy Egg bad waiter Egg fired again Egg turn to life of crime

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"They respect me" 🤣😂😂

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I KNOW THE MICROWAVE IS FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY. I BOUGHT THE GAS HERE SO I SHOULD GET TO MICROWAVE IT HERE. THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INSIDE AND OUTSIDE CUSTOMERS.

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TIL holy hell this fucking family belongs on Jerry Springer not in the WH

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One more mental illness and I get a free meatball sub!

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Excellent reporting by Nolan here. Again, the canary in the coal mine is stuff like illegal parking reports. A police department that falsely closes out those is absolutely going to lie about far more consequential things.

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It looks like they arrested Yosemite Sam. And apparently he sells weed.

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‘I’M STILL HERE’ starring Fernanda Torres is the first #Oscar win for Brazil. 🇧🇷

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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Lmao whatever's going on in the white house today seems to involve crypto people directly puppeteering trump, to the point that they're now like "you forgot bitcoin! put that in!"

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We can enjoy different things and still like each other. We can swap non-overlapping enthusiasms, and I can love how much you love it from afar. But if I say “that’s cool, but not for me” and you assume that I just haven’t tried it enough to form an opinion & it’s your job to “fix” that/me?

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What up bluesky it’s time to have ideas and follow through on none of them

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I'm putting together a slide illustrating how generative AI is being forced on people even though they don't want it, and this is sort of funny. Here's are Google's autocomplete suggestions for "google gemini how to", and Bing's autocomplete suggestions for for "microsoft copilot how to".

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how is it that our fancypants smart litterbox has sensors for practically everything under the sun EXCEPT "needs more litter"? it's the kind with a hole in the front so you have to crouch down and see, or use the app and repoint the camera - but neither of those is "i walked by and said 'oh hey'"

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these people should be taken out back

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Every time I see Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn fight, I’m reminded of this

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i’ve decided to delete this post because i saw two different replies from people who genuinely seemed to believe i was telling the truth. for the record this is not true. we know exactly how many 263 is. it is 263

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Guy just walked by wearing a a sweatshirt that read, in Harry Potter font, “DP Teachers Are MAGICAL!” Good morning, everyone!

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superb letter to The Observer

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I need you to start by explaining what an "Indian" accent is, because we have over 3000 of them

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The new flat top is the half dread 😂

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this is what he wants literally all the time. he doesn't like to sit in my lap or sit next to me, he wants me to stand up and hold him like a baby while he rubs on my face

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It's hecking wimdy out there right now and the power just flickered. I yelled "NO" and Sarah yelled "DON'T YOU--" and then she laughed and was like "I love how we just scolded electricity using our 'cats up to no good' voices"

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this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

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duck fat potatoes 🦆🥔 we ate the pretty ones first so I guess you all are stuck with these leftovers

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Video later in thread! I deliberately did not watch any of this because I am At Capacity, but I watched that clip and sure enough, Zelenskyy did in fact say the equivalent "oh for fuck's fucking sake"

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Gabe came into the Map Center today with his mom to show off his map of New Neptone, an imaginary US state next to Delaware. He tells me it's a nice place to live with a good zoo, aquarium and good schools. He has it all mapped out. Thanks Gabe for making my day!

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Biting Vermont diss

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All websites that depend on NOAA data should display something like this. earth.nullschool.net

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My brain: hey, you’re forgetting something. Me: thanks, what is it? My brain: sorry, that’s all I got.

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