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This is how it feels to be a fan of Archanea

In a room of Bowser's Keep in Super Mario RPG, there is an invisible Mallow floating out of bounds. Here is what he looks like when made visible. He has no scripts or interactions, remaining completely inert at all times. His purpose is unknown.

heya gamers. did you know i made a whole masterpost on how to make video games if you dont know how to code 🎮 www.tumblr.com/insertdisc5/...

r/offmychest: i spent 15 years in the forums reading leftist theory and furry smut just for one of elon's DOGE incels to lay off my entire cia unit using a form email

ballsack sports is speaking the compelling truths that America needs to hear right now

elon so dumb he heard everybody start calling him “lowtax” & thought the next obvious move was becoming trumps cheney

[Definitely completely anti-bigotry person on their fifth harassment campaign against a marginalized person who's Been Called Out for Doing A Bad Thing]: I am being very careful not to let my strong anti-bigotry stance get in the way of Principles you see. I am being so fucking principled right now

I love that at some point in the Digimon timeline, a villain's grand evil plan is to bring Digimon to the real world, thus causing the collapse of society and ushering in a new era of chaos. And... well, it worked on the first point. But most digimon just want to know if you've games on your phone.

PC graphics cards have a normal name challenge

I wonder if any of this will put a dent in one of our biggest cultural problems: identifying wealth with intelligence/competence

In Yoshi's Island, all Shy Guys are the same object. A Shy Guy's color is decided solely by its initial spawn point in the level. I have taken the liberty to fill a level with Shy Guys to create a Shy Guy coloration matrix.

[VR] A VR Experience Through The Eyes Of Your Pet My Favorite Beloved Dog Cock Scum Waka Ninomiya

Not a single unit of information. Completely asemic advertising

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

Ironically, by trying to fight "the deep state" the dual clown presidents of the united states have created a large group of federal employees with a grudge against them in essential positions

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

garten of banban 0 is a certified banger. as expected

not a lot of people know this but Shrek 2 wasn't originally written as a Shrek movie, it was adapted from an unrelated film called Donkey Donkey Panic

Sonic the Sketchog is a short-lived mobile phone game from 2010, which later returned in the form of LINE stickers, depicting various characters in the style. It is now featured in Sonic Racing Crossworlds, showing even more characters in this style, such as Omega and Zazz.

Vanitas (2022) #kingdomhearts #Vanitas #RxcketArt

Back at it again #ventus #vanitas #kingdomhearts

Following Elon Musk, the world's richest man, two speakers at CPAC, Steve Bannon, who was pardoned by Donald Trump, and Mexican actor Eduardo Verástegui, have now given Nazi salutes. This is a major scandal + should push us all to mobilize, protest, and call out #CPAC for what it is: a Nazi rally.

The autistic urge to stop the microwave at 1 second left to avoid the beep going off.

I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi. Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Eight Stages of White Settler Colonial Denial

the other insidious thing is that huge swaths of people — far more than just Republicans — implicitly hold these beliefs too, because you pretty much have to in order to accept the distribution of power and rewards in this society as "normal"

Me: it’s a good day to do a fat rail and light a Hobby Lobby on fire Person who is not extremely online: I can’t believe you’re advocating drug use and arson, those things are crimes and you’re helping to destroy America because the left is already seen as criminals

WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

In the Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, each of the many repeated bones in Cortez's body uses a separate texture. There are a total of 312 individual bone textures, many of which are completely indistinguishable from each other.

trump: and here's our beautiful vizier... he's mixing a poison right now, a poison just for me, can you believe that? it's tremendous. our very very treasonous vizier. here he comes now

one really funny clash of mindsets on social media is the conflict between people who use the apps as a dumping ground for stray thoughts and do NOT consider the posts important, versus the people who think Posting means Caring About The Subject

"hey we puttin metal harbor in the game, what kinda layout should we go for?" the humble dick and balls:

elon musk is a dire warning against trying to be loved without suffering the mortifying ordeal of being known

i know someone who lived in hawaii at the time. he was asleep when it was sent out. his roommates almost woke him up. but he looked so peaceful. they could not bring themselves to ruin that, to fill his last moments with panic and fear. better to sleep through the end of the world

i had to go to the doctor because i smelled really bad which makes me feel like i'm getting bullied in elementary school. "oh you have a doctor appointment? what for, smelling so bad???"

that's right, our lord and savi-- [giant hook pulls me offstage immediately from a booing crowd]

this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system were this a real emergency, what would you do what could you do? bear witness and break— cry out unheard— grow dead to it— this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system

this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system were this a real emergency you might panic don’t. it will only make it hurt worse and besides— you’ll need that fear later this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system

this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system were this a real emergency, would it matter? ten minutes— not long enough never long enough but it’s all you’ll ever get. five. this is only a test of the emergency broadcast center’s alert system