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lauraalix.bsky.social
Amateur cryptozoologist. Urban dirt farmer. I write, grow things and drink way too much coffee.
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what I've got, you've got to give it to woonsocket

I am going to bypass the nazi shit for a second 1. beef tallow fell out of usage in the 80s! b/c deep frying food is bad for you and worse for you in beef tallow 2. This is part of the war on "seed oil" which is part of the wellness right wing drift 3. the best fries are deep fried in duck fat

Crockett: When you're at war, you’re not worried about your outfit. If he was walking around in the fanciest suits, I'm sure that they would accuse him of taking our dollars and spending it on his wardrobe

At a time when America is on fire and Americans have become more isolated from each other, recognizing the good of an imperfect collective action that brings people together and illustrates the potential for bigger actions is a lot better than being a stick in the mud.

this EDM remix has been stuck in my head for the last few days, especially the line "I want to talk about it, but I'd be late for work"

something I’ve never stopped thinking about since I learned it: the proud boys do disaster relief as a recruiting tactic. they show up faster than the government and so people are like “these guys helped me when nobody else would”

Allegory alert!

“People should still be encouraged to read and to analyze information without the aid of LLMs or video because it is good for society.”

Please make the skin hats stop

American Medical Association is providing regular updates on bird flu and other infectious diseases on YouTube. I highly recommend subscribing to their page, especially since CDC has been axed by FOTUS #Voices4Victory m.youtube.com/user/AmerMed...

While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.

I just finished reading the Chronicles of Narnia to my children. Here’s what I think goes on in Ross Douthat’s mind…(1/23)

You said you were too busy to play with me but you’re literally just eating candy and reading wikipedia articles about mummies

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

Very moving @nhpr.bsky.social interview with a Jan 6er from Keene, NH, who rejected Trump’s pardon and sounds like he has grown tremendously in 4 years. “One thing I did not believe in was change before this experience…And now I believe change is necessary for survival.” www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...

Seeing a lot of content about “airport rules for the next 4 years,” and I hate to throw cold water on this but if you make those 10 a.m. beers a habit, you are gonna develop a drinking problem 🫠

"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

Those present at the inauguration were mostly (if not all) white, rich, and males wearing ties. Trump’s core supporters were left out in the cold. Think about it.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

This is a beautiful tribute.

I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had. * RIP David Lynch

I want less Silicon Valley companies and more companies like Tabasco where everything is just put into big oak barrels and once in awhile an aging Cajun man walks in and goes “how them babies doin”

recruiter in my inbox: THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY YOU WON'T WANT TO IGNORE the position: entry-level with the responsibilities of two different jobs combined

Hi. Are you doomscrolling? A lot of news happened today, and the wildfire in Los Angeles is significant in scope and damage. It's understandable if you're worried. But staring at your phone for hours won't make you feel better. You still deserve time to rest and recover. Try not to stay up too late.

Mister Rogers never misses

I think the reason why the heart in a blender song still gets a lotta streams in 2024 is because everyone feels like their heart is in a blender

After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers. Science works, y'all. www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...

an actually good movie about the empty venality of the american media is of course NETWORK. an actually good movie about blithe indifference to a looming threat is JAWS.

Lightly smooshed tater tot. Photo from my collection, 1924.

If the Depp-Heard fiasco didn't, the Blake Lively smear campaign should drive home an important media literacy lesson that I'm afraid many are missing: when it seems like everybody is suddenly talking about something, consider the possibility that the viral moment was engineered.

If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright

@7eandra.bsky.social @houseofglib.bsky.social @karenho.bsky.social

I know everyone is fighting holiday brain already but I am about to publish a 1400-word feature on a topic that deserves greater attention and something I'm pretty sure ChatGPT could never write

All these goobers posting airplanes and stars thinking they’re drones made me realize that if there was social media 500 years ago, a bunch of people would have been sharing pictures labeled “omg a mermaid” with community notes like “that’s a rock” and “manatee.”

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

I will not be doing bone broth in hot cocoa, and I don’t care if there are supposed benefits to it. I simply don’t want to drink a chocolate chicken!

if you are a bank or an electric company do NOT send me mail in "fun" envelopes, such as red or green ones, this holiday season. I thought I had something whimsical in my mailbox but I did not

Although the toxicity of poinsettias to cats tends to be a bit overblown online, I think it's still probably best to avoid giving your little ones access to them. Why risk a sick cat when you can guarantee a not-sick cat? www.petpoisonhelpline.com/poison/poins...