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The way baby girl spun that chair to the side for the profile?!?! Come on Miss Cesily! And Black people hyping Black children to show out will always be one of my favourite things lmao

So proud of this NAACP Image Award, which is definitely mine and not Quinta Brunson's, that Laverne Cox and I accepted on her behalf. Quinta definitely hasn't called my ass four times already this morning, asking when she can come pick it up and whatnot.

Black Mirror: Striking Vipers (2019)

After I had to explain that becoming a federal food safety inspector requires education and on the job training, it became incredibly clear that people have no idea how much time federal employees spend preventing mass deaths

He died doing what he loved: toggling between the same 3 apps on his phone while ignoring a plot heavy hour long tv show he just started

🗣️ @aoc.bsky.social out fighting for the people & federal workers: “Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.” 🇺🇸

Hey @GrimReaper

Asking me for my receipt after I checked myself out is ridiculous. Nigga, I work here.

I enjoy Severance, it's a phenomenal show. I can't get over its network being Apple TV. Apple *is* Lumon Industries. An oppressive, highly secretive company with a cheerful, hollow facade, employees who have no idea what they're making, cult worship of Steve Jobs, the Foxconn suicides

You cannot self-love your way into forgetting that you want to love & be loved romantically and I hate when people push that message. Folks long for partnership b/c we're supposed to, we were not put on this Earth to be alone. Friendships & family make it easier to bear but it's not a replacement.

CJGJ, incredible.

Brittany Watts won the dual nightmare of miscarrying and then being charged in the fetus' death. Now that the Ohio mom has won in criminal court, she's suing the hospital and others involved in her experience in federal court. BNV contributor Terricha Phillips has details: bit.ly/42Tx9ET

Even if you don’t watch the show English Teacher, hope you'll read this. This is about more than 1 show, 1 guy. FX just renewed a show from a man facing allegations of assault. I have a LOT of questions about the implications not just for FX but for the whole industry www.salon.com/2025/02/12/f...

i know philly has that black lady mayor and her secular red lip STRESSSSSED on today! she said, "please, y'all, don't climb up or on AGOTDAMNTHING!"

Congratulations America, He spent $15 million of YOUR money to take a nap at the Super Bowl and leave before halftime… All, on your dime.

I really just adore Sam Jackson. I know he a good time in person, I just know it!

Jalen Hurts stars in “Amen” reboot Coming This Fall! 🙏🏽 #SuperBowlLIX  #SuperBowl

“Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro country.”

Pam Grier in 1998

“Say Drake”

Fam the flags. Kendrick is a Upper Level Demon lmaoo

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

Happy Black History Month

Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass. Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.

The Eagles & Beyoncé winning one week apart got me like 🦅🏆 #SuperBowlLIX  #SuperBowl  #EaglesNation

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

This the kinda shit you see at a mega church

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

“Trump is doing a bunch of crimes” My headline took 7 words and is clear, yours took 41 words and makes no fucking sense

#ThoughtsAndStairs

Jersey.

Scene at Treasury

Always really enjoy when people find out Chumbawumba was absolutely based as fuck.

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

BARS

For those who say Elon Musk’s neo-Nazi ideology is just a troll and not a deeply held belief, I give you the reality of what happens when you give him this kind of unchecked power. This is who he is, and it’s also who he associates with. Essential we discuss it as it is instead of whitewashing.

Beyoncé becomes the first black woman this century to win Album of the Year at the #GRAMMYs  with ‘Cowboy Carter.’

First they take the books, then they take the media, now they’re taking the food. What buddy in Silo say? Society is like 7 missed meals from rebellion?

During BHM???

sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you

It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️

SO COOL that Vox Media had two rounds of layoffs in the past three months and keeps cutting our budgets and yet somehow there's $20 million for one person

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

This is grossly irresponsible reporting by the AP. What’s being offered is not a buyout. The deal is if you agree to resign in September you can continue working remotely until then. There is no buyout or severance.

We don’t have to pretend to be interested in super bowl commercials. “Two actors reunite for mayonnaise commercial” does not need to be treated like an event. We can be free.

That's exactly how I feel...all this is so unnecessary but it's our reality literally because of yt ppl