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Gotta be honest, i do not remember this storyline that’s continuing in part 2 of the SVU premiere…

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The Vatican should not have allowed that disrespectful sonofabitch in for the funeral. And let's face it, the whole world would have been on their side. Including half of the American people. Institutions have to start standing up to this bully.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

Don't leave your nice pen laying ‘round me

This is the REAL and ONLY reason the government wants you to have children. Nothing to do with morals or religious beliefs. Your child is a WORKER & tax slave. Thats it.

Art.

Ready or Not 2 is now titled Ready or Not: Here I Come ♥️ Starring: Samara Weaving Kathryn Newton Sarah Michelle Gellar Shawn Hatosy Néstor Carbonell David Cronenberg Elijah Wood

I have three bottles of champagne set aside. One for her, one for the oligarch, and one for the dictator. And I intend to live to drink all three.

Ngl, it's pretty weird how attached adults are to a children's book series as if it's like peak literature Are yall saying you literally haven't read anything else in the last 30 years?

No one who hate bisexuals is allowed to lust after them…thems the rules.

He said it.

The oldest form of meritocracy is whether or not you can strip a chicken wing & I can guarantee you that every single person in business & government that thinks DEI or even Affirmative Action is a problem is the type to leave meat on the bone.

Americans voted against the most successful economic recovery of any nation on the planet for this, because they were mad at their servants being paid more and listened to liars who made them feel good.

imagine being this pathetic, servile and eager to gulp up the slop

the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I wrote about this a bit in my last book but it really shakes me that a defining feature of this catastrophic era is that we just keep going to work. We work through pandemics, we work through natural disasters, we work through economic calamity, we work through coups, we work, we work, we work.

Small dick energy is crashing the global economy.

We elected a man everyone who matters in this country knew was an idiot. The bulk of them refused to say so openly and directly — either because they thought he could do something for them or because there are political and journalistic norms against speaking that way.

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

and it was done by white men. remember that when they talk about how diversity hurts. 🫶🏿

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

I turned the comments off on an eleven second reel of Jasmine Crockett saying … and I quote “Find the little trans child that’s ruining your life” I turned the comments off for a few reasons

Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony

Today and every day, You belong here 🏳️‍⚧️ #TransDayOfVisibility

Listening to NSync and JC ate Justin up on every track. EVERY TRACK.

If you’re black and you’re still inviting white people “to the cookout” I want you publicly stoned.

I think any path to redemption for Rudin should be determined by a committee of every assistant he abused, everyone whose career he destroyed, and everyone he chased out of the business. THEY are the only ones who get to say, “He’s had enough.”

Daryl had that shit ON!!!

With all the concern about what messaging app was used by our leaders, I'd love it if we also considered that we dropped bombs on a civilian apartment building and killed 53 people. Some number of whom were children. If another country did this to the United States, we'd call it a war crime.

I am completely okay if a person is upset by an ableist comment.... But i want the same people to be just as mad for ending inclusion programs that make buildings accessible, documents viewable, and information obtainable for people living with disabilities.

white people on the left, right, and in the middle need to fix their community's hatred of other people. that is an inside job. that isn't for the obamas to fix. your people voted for a bankrupted crook with no plans and a message of hate. we could've had child tax credits, housing assistance, etc.

There are still living Navajo Code Talkers. And the people who oppose them are still literal Nazis.

Aye he was COOKIN 😂😂😭🔥🏃🏾‍♂️‍➡️🏃🏾‍♂️‍➡️

⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️ STARTING TOMORROW. Nevada. Arizona. Colorado. You, me, and Bernie. Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙 See you there 💪🏽🌞

jeeeesus. there really are people who just…look like this

“I watch your tiny desk and listen to your music” Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Neil Young has been cured by Robert Smith. The musician will stop offering Ticketmaster platinum tickets for his concerts, because ‘I can make a difference for my music loving friends.’ He thanks Smith for encouraging him to change his mind.

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

Love to see Governor Patrick Bateman destroy his political future via his dumb podcast. Lol.